Man, I feel like sometimes people forget the 1990s. I was there, running an Apache service and whatnot. It sucked. Cost a lot of time, and really, fiddling with firewalls and Apache configuration didn't teach me much. All hail PaaS and the like. I'm not looking back.
One file and I can recreate my multi box self hosting setup. Why would I bother with a platform with a bunch of state?