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Could you be more specific? What exactly should Debian's website offer that it currently isn't?
More pleasing to the eyes and not from the 90s. A more attractive site wouldn't turn people off as soon as they visit it and would yield more users and support. Ubuntu's site for example looks nicer and only 0.1mb larger.
I thought you were just a legend, like Kayser Soeze.