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Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

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> [The Secret Service agent] asked my for some picture ID. I have some fake photo ID's that a friend made for me years before, when we could make realistic photo ID's from our computers. Almost nobody else could do this because printers weren't good enough. But I had an expensive early generation dye sublimation printer and made some fake ID's for fun. I had one favorite fake ID that I'd used for almost every airplan…

People go to prison for a lot less these days.

Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

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Why on earth do they even sell those sheets? It'll just cause confusion.

There was a restaurant in my home town that always gave you your chain in $2 bills. It was a silly thing that they were known for. I could potentially see something like this facilitating that.

$2 bill are still among the denominations currently produced in US. Any bank should be able to provide them if requested. Bills I linked from the US Mint to are in uncirculated condition, which is not a requirement for obtaining $2 bills; meaning $2 bills you get from the bank may or may not have been in prior circulation, might have been stamped by the bank, etc.

Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

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> [The Secret Service agent] asked my for some picture ID. I have some fake photo ID's that a friend made for me years before, when we could make realistic photo ID's from our computers. Almost nobody else could do this because printers weren't good enough. But I had an expensive early generation dye sublimation printer and made some fake ID's for fun. I had one favorite fake ID that I'd used for almost every airplan…

> It probably amounted to a real crime. I'm not a lawyer, I have no idea how criminal law in the USA works, but why would this be a crime? He didn't fake a Department of Defence ID, he created an ID for a fictional Department of Defiance, it may look similar, it may appear as a "real" ID because it's not just a piece of paper, but it's about as real an ID as a gym membership card.

Giving a false ID to law enfordement? That is a crime. Giving a forged ID to the secret service, the people in charge of detecting counterfeiting? That's just idiocy. Misspelling department of defense doesnt make the ID ok any more than printing a tiny lol in the corner of your fake dollar bills.

(Also, falsely claiming a relationship with the military is downright dishonerable.)

Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

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Exactly this. As late as the 2001 I could cross into the US from Canada with as little as my birth certificate, which I often did. That was just a cotton blended paper with tattered edges with some writing, and the crest of my province printed on it. There wasn’t even a photo on it! It was closer to writing, ‘I’m daniel plz let me in’ on a napkin, than it is to my passport of today with its photo, barcode, and RFID c…

As little as a birth certificate? You can still cross EU borders with just a driving licence, or government issued ID where they have them. (In practice the vast majority using planes and boats at least probably do take a passport, I always did from the UK, but in theory you don't need one, so if you weren't planning to go elsewhere you wouldn't even need to get a passport.)

> As little as a birth certificate?

Lost in translation I think. You could cross the border to Canada with just your state issued ID/drivers license as well back then.

What OP is saying is that it was even more lax than that. OP brought a piece of paper that is trivially forged, no photo on it, that basically just said in writing who they were with no additional ID needed.

Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

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It's easy to "live life for liberty and the pursuit of happiness" when your actions do not have meaningful consequences for yourself or your loved ones.

When said actions (paying for something with legal tender) were both (a) legal and (b) harmless, I would say the way to fix any current inequities are to ensure everyone ("with liberty and justice for all ") would also fail to suffer consequences beyond missing one's daughter's athletic meet.

History with fake IDs is quite different.

Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

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It’s more that he is affluent. Try to imagine white trash pulling this stunt and it wouldn’t go well either.

I’m assuming you don’t know this: white trash is a slur. As in, deeply offensive to some people.

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Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

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Isn't it pretty irresponsible to commit a felony while you have a daughter and wife to take care of? I find his nonchalant delivery quite jarring. I don't understand what's going through his head here.

I can’t help but shake my head at most of these comments. There was a time when we celebrated anecdotes like this here on Hacker News. I’ve seen this story circulated many times but this is the first time I’ve seen this sort of reaction. These aren’t rose colored glasses, anyone can look up threads of old in which we cheered such defiance toward authority. People are frothing to frame this story with 2023 glasses and…

yes, conformity and fear of authority is strange here. no more hackers, just business ppl.

Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

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Isn't it pretty irresponsible to commit a felony while you have a daughter and wife to take care of? I find his nonchalant delivery quite jarring. I don't understand what's going through his head here.

I can’t help but shake my head at most of these comments. There was a time when we celebrated anecdotes like this here on Hacker News. I’ve seen this story circulated many times but this is the first time I’ve seen this sort of reaction. These aren’t rose colored glasses, anyone can look up threads of old in which we cheered such defiance toward authority. People are frothing to frame this story with 2023 glasses and…

That was before we knew that real people suffer after pulling similar stunts. We all know of someone who did something stupid and has faced a lifetime of consiquence. Nobody dares put a fake bomb in a school locker (Woz did that) or give false documents to police for fun. Such things are no longer jokes. They screw up entire lives.

I used to ride fast motorcycles. I know people who ran from the police for fun. Better camera tech in recent years means nobody gets away with that anymore. And when caught, your life grinds to a hault.

Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

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You can still buy uncut sheets https://catalog.usmint.gov/paper-currency/uncut-currency/

Does this mean you occasionally find poorly cut bills in normal circulation? If I received one, I'd also be suspicious.

Would explain some of my poor luck using bills in vending machines…
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