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Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

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post #38

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No less irresponsible than charging a man with a felony over an obvious joke.

How is using fake IDs to board airplanes a joke? Only because we are mostly sure this particular man is an innocent manchild, but how exactly does that generalize?

Within-country airplane boarding shouldn't need ID. The security theatre procedures are the joke here.

Showing fake IDs is harmless.

Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

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Lots of timid, humorless folks having trouble imagining not being a sheep and always coloring inside the lines. I for one wish there were more real people around, living life for liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Like we were intended to live.

And I, for one, am glad that society as a whole doesn't behave this way. Imagine how obnoxious it would be if every other social interaction was somebody messing with you. Wonderful.

Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

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post #36

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Isn't it pretty irresponsible to commit a felony while you have a daughter and wife to take care of? I find his nonchalant delivery quite jarring. I don't understand what's going through his head here.

It was a different era, people were more cool and playful back then.

Woz was notorious for his pranksterism.

Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

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post #82

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It was the mid 80's, well before 9-11. Airport security was far more lax. Everything was far more lax. There was no way to easily verify ID anyway.

Exactly this. As late as the 2001 I could cross into the US from Canada with as little as my birth certificate, which I often did. That was just a cotton blended paper with tattered edges with some writing, and the crest of my province printed on it. There wasn’t even a photo on it! It was closer to writing, ‘I’m daniel plz let me in’ on a napkin, than it is to my passport of today with its photo, barcode, and RFID c…

Actually before 9-11 you could enter Canada with only a Michigan drivers license. I did it all the time, had friends in Windsor and I'd drive down just to have dinner with them.

Now you need either a passport or a special Michigan drivers license. Last time I renewed in person after COVID I tried to get one. The lady behind the counter said you don't want one of those. I asked her why and she told me that I'd hold up the line behind me. Since I was renewing months after my license expired due to the office being closed at the beginning of COVID I didn't argue with her.

Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

#105

Lots of timid, humorless folks having trouble imagining not being a sheep and always coloring inside the lines. I for one wish there were more real people around, living life for liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Like we were intended to live.

It's easy to "live life for liberty and the pursuit of happiness" when your actions do not have meaningful consequences for yourself or your loved ones.

Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

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> But I had got a big point on him and I was quite satisfied in that. I hate this attitude so much.

Agreed. I found this whole story made him sound very unlikable. Like he considers everybody to be below him to the point of being playthings. Kind of gross.

Everyone should play with everyone else and have a good time.

Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

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post #73

Related US Mint page for $2 bill sheets: https://catalog.usmint.gov/paper-currency/uncut-currency/?&p... Basically he tells story in a way that average person assume he’s printing fake bills, when in reality he’s just cutting and binding sets of uncut bills into a notepad. Lying to a federal investigator though is a federal crime and one that’s frequently resulted in prison sentences. Worth noting that Jobs & Woz fir…

Woz didn't lie according to his account. Technically, he gave a fake ID, but not a fake drivers license. I say this b/c DL's don't show occupation. My understanding is that it had his correct name. So I don't see a lie that most prosecutors would care about given the whole situation. Not to mention that it is not a good look for a secret service agent to not know the details of the actual currency he is tasked to pro…

> makes or uses any false writing or document knowing the same to contain any materially false, fictitious, or fraudulent statement or entry;

https://codes.findlaw.com/us/title-18-crimes-and-criminal-pr...

Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

#108

As a Canadian, somehow I didn't know the U.S still used $2 bills

Despite being similar value, for euros, the bills only start at 5 euro, while 1 and 2 euro are coins.

There is also a story that US cannot change the design of their $1 bill because of Big Vending.

Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

#109

Earlier quoted context omitted.

It was a different era, people were more cool and playful back then.

Not to mention not looking like a minority was a fairly strong shield back then and even is today.

It’s more that he is affluent. Try to imagine white trash pulling this stunt and it wouldn’t go well either.

Re: Steve Wozniak used to tip from printed sheets of $2 bills

#110

Lots of timid, humorless folks having trouble imagining not being a sheep and always coloring inside the lines. I for one wish there were more real people around, living life for liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Like we were intended to live.

To be fair, this is sort of a mixture of white privilege and changing times as well. I have a much less cool version of a situation where I was pulled over a few years back by state highway patrol at night. Apparently after I had stopped for gas I forgot to flick my lights on and was driving with them off. I didn’t notice because the highway section I was on had lots of lights along it and I have pretty good vision. The officer asked me if I knew I was driving with my lights off, and I told him, “my friends call me hawkeye”.

I’m 30-something white guy, I can easily imagine not feeling comfortable trying that stupid joke if I was anyone else.

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