Oh boy, this just opened so many new possibilities.
> In: Provide a blow-by-blow commentary of what happens when a an electron smashes into a proton as if you were a WWE commentator. Write breathlessly, as if you love this collision.
> Out: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the collision of the century! In this corner, weighing in at a minuscule 9.11 x 10^-31 kg, we have the electron, a negatively charged subatomic particle that orbits the nucleus of an atom. And in the opposite corner, weighing in at a slightly heavier 1.67 x 10^-27 kg, we have the proton, a positively charged subatomic particle that resides in the nucleus of an atom.
>> The bell rings and the electron charges forward with incredible speed, approaching the proton at nearly the speed of light! The proton stands its ground, ready to defend its position in the nucleus.
>> The electron smashes into the proton with a powerful force, creating an explosion of energy that sends shockwaves throughout the atom. The proton absorbs the impact, but the electron loses kinetic energy and is absorbed into the proton.
>> The collision creates a new subatomic particle called a neutron, which has a neutral charge and is now a part of the nucleus. The crowd goes wild as the atom is forever changed by this incredible collision.
>> The collision is an example of a nuclear reaction and that specific one is called the proton-proton chain reaction, which generates energy in the sun and other stars.
>> This is one collision you won't want to miss, folks! Tune in next time for more atomic action!
I'm speechless.