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Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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Sue the other states for obstructing religious freedom. After all, Michigan permits animal sacrifices.

All states permit animal sacrifice as long as you how careful not to cause unnecessary pain to the animal.

Except for endangered animals I suppose.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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My father passed away in 2020. As he was a mariner, we wanted to give him a proper send off. We had him cremated and built a little wooden boat. We put his cremains in the boat and set it adrift and afire just offshore of Florida’s Treasure Coast. We put concrete blocks into the boat to ensure that it would sink. I asked USCG for permission beforehand and they had only reasonable restrictions such as my assurance tha…

I'd be interested in the lessons learned, I might need them some day. For example, how do you ensure that the concrete blocks sink all of the fire debris?

There was no way to ensure that. In the end, a couple bits of burnt wood broke off and were floating. We went around in a small boat and gathered them up.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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My father passed away in 2020. As he was a mariner, we wanted to give him a proper send off. We had him cremated and built a little wooden boat. We put his cremains in the boat and set it adrift and afire just offshore of Florida’s Treasure Coast. We put concrete blocks into the boat to ensure that it would sink. I asked USCG for permission beforehand and they had only reasonable restrictions such as my assurance tha…

I'd be interested in the lessons learned, I might need them some day. For example, how do you ensure that the concrete blocks sink all of the fire debris?

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Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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ahem “In the former film, the deceased Sith lord, still in his full black armor, is set ablaze atop a funeral pyre on land.“ Anakin appears as a force ghost at the end of the film alongside fellow Jedi Obi-Wan and Yoda. In the case of the others, we saw in the films that their bodies vanished as they died. There is every reason to think that Anakin’s body similarly vanished off-screen and the funeral pyre was just to…

It makes even less sense now because they added some convoluted lore around it later. Jedi don’t automatically turn into spirits, it was something Qui-gon Jinn learned and taught to Yoda and Obi-wan.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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Which state disallows that specifically?

Most states disallow traps - they're indiscriminate devices that could harm people with legitimate reasons to go on your property, e.g. emergency workers.

what are they gonna do, arrest me?

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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Because the government is just a proxy for the will of the people, and the people don't like icky things and thoughts. And mishandled corpses are very icky to see and think about. It's the same reason the government has a history of getting involved in people's bedrooms.

You referring to the disposal of human bodies as icky makes it clear that you aren’t familiar with the very real public health consequences that can arise from unhygienic disposal

I'm well aware of them, I'm providing an additional, cultural (as opposed to scientific) reason for why people feel the need for legislature about body disposal.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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No state allows my preferred method of burial, which is to have my body and treasure entombed in a multi-level dungeon full of traps and monsters.

Which state disallows that specifically?

I don't believe any state specifically disallows traps and monsters. They just say how you're allowed to dispose of a body, not all the ways you can't. In other words, it's not an Air Bud situation. Anyway, just a joke, I don't have enough kobolds to populate a dungeon with (yet).

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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post #35

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Most states disallow traps - they're indiscriminate devices that could harm people with legitimate reasons to go on your property, e.g. emergency workers.

what are they gonna do, arrest me?

They could arrest whoever owns that land.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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"Norse historians claim that in at least one instance, a deceased chieftain’s concubines were slain so that they, too, could accompany him." I think This is a treference to Ibn Fadlan's account and it's important to note 1. They were slaves, not concubines. I know the latter can be a subset of a former but it's important to be clear about it and 2. It was after she was ritualistically drugged and raped by his friends…

I read the account and thats not what it says, I think you are projecting onto it.

The girl volunteered for example.

There’s no way of knowing anything clearly from that account.

Re: Want a Viking funeral? Only state that allows it is Colorado

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post #35

Earlier quoted context omitted.

what are they gonna do, arrest me?

They could arrest whoever owns that land.

they'd have to navigate the dungeon first. if they do that, then I guess me being arrested is their prize
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