> The first ... will give you a great messaging experience
Already sounds suspicious.
> you’ll need to sign up for a new app to get it.
Sign up? Sounds like somebody is running a centralized server that's tracking me then.
> The second ... sometimes fails to deliver messages without telling you
It tells me when the message cannot be sent. I don't like it that some central authority knows what's the status of my correspondent.
> send tiny, blurry photos and videos;
It won't, since I won't send any of that stuff. In messaging, a word is worth a thousand images.
> only works on your phone (not your computer);
good, that means no centrally-managed identity.
> confuses all your friends
I have yet to meet a person who gets confused by receiving a text message.
> and might lose all your messages if you switch phones;
As opposed to _not_ losing them? Now _that_ would be terrible. Although I'm sure the government in my country keeps a copy anyway.
> limits the length of your messages;
Yeah, that's kind of annoying.
> makes some of your friends feel inferior to others
Because they, umm, got an SMS? I don't understand.
> and offers no privacy whatsoever.
Well, that's true, but also not much of an illusion of privacy either.
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Anyway, I'll keep my text messaging, thank you very much.