I am waiting for the day when there is an affordable ( Is anything like that on the horizon? Or do all of these liquid fuel synthesis options require industrial pressures/volumes/input electricity so as to forever be out of reach from residential synthesis?
If that's really all you want, you can get a 9 year old to put together some kitchen waste and art supplies to achieve this.
That's how I did it at that age.
I did use a battery though, so you might want to check the wiring and add a voltage divider, but those are also easy to build even without understanding.
And I have no idea if you even can, let alone should, just pour gaseous hydrogen into, for example, a gas heater's fuel input pipe.
But actually making hydrogen is utterly trivial.