If your oil is too thick to spread accurately, the problem is that you are using an incorrect oil, not that your motor is cold. Oil --must-- work even when is cold. If your area reaches -40F in winter you will need a "0 Winter 30" oil grade; or 0W/30, that is more expensive but very thin so it will not freeze 5W/30 will work until -31F 10W/40 will not freeze until 0F. This is the standard grade used for both winter a…
“Must work when cold” is not the same as “must work at load when cold”. Most modern cars have a limited redline, until the engine warms, because of this.