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The United States of America vs. Samuel Bankman-Fried Indictment [pdf]

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Re: The United States of America vs. Samuel Bankman-Fried Indictment [pdf]

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How anyone could look at this man's behavior over the last few weeks and not think he was on a fast track to a federal penitentiary is beyond me.

A word to the unwise: If you have done something, anything, that you have a credible reason to believe the United States government thinks is illegal, shut up. Do not do any of the following:

* Go on a podcast and talk about it

* Go on a Twitter livestream and talk about it

* Tweet about it

* Answer questions from those you committed the crime against about it

* Speak to journalists about it

Instead, shut up. Shut up shut up shut up shut up. Your defense attorneys and your ankle will thank you.

It does not matter whether it was an honest mistake or not. It does not matter whether you agree, philosophically, that it ought to be illegal. It does not matter whether Congress wants to talk to you about it first. It doesn't matter whether you've lived a life so sheltered and privileged that you cannot conceive of the idea that anyone from the government might be out to get you.

Imagine the US Justice Department as an extremely patient, extremely hungry predator, and yourself as a delicious, plump prey animal with two broken legs hiding behind a rock. Anything you do or say to anybody except your lawyer will be used against you. So shut up.

Re: The United States of America vs. Samuel Bankman-Fried Indictment [pdf]

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It should be noted that SBF is facing 165 years in prison.

That's a maximum sentence, which is unlikely to match what he's realistically convicted of.[0]

Still, he is likely to spend decades in jail.

https://www.popehat.com/2013/02/05/crime-whale-sushi-sentenc... ctrl-f "guidelines"

Re: The United States of America vs. Samuel Bankman-Fried Indictment [pdf]

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How anyone could look at this man's behavior over the last few weeks and not think he was on a fast track to a federal penitentiary is beyond me. A word to the unwise: If you have done something, anything, that you have a credible reason to believe the United States government thinks is illegal, shut up . Do not do any of the following: * Go on a podcast and talk about it * Go on a Twitter livestream and talk about i…

It's often arrogance that leads to these things. I have a feeling he thought that the "aw shucks, I didn't know what was happening and I want to make things right" shtick would somehow work. He seems like a pretty dumb guy.

Re: The United States of America vs. Samuel Bankman-Fried Indictment [pdf]

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> "did transmit and cause to be transmitted by wire, radio, and television communication"

Note to self: Remember to use only free-space lightwave communications to avoid committing wire fraud.

Edit: Removed "fiber" because it looks too much like a wire and avoid being busted by outside1234!

Re: The United States of America vs. Samuel Bankman-Fried Indictment [pdf]

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So 4 counts on wire fraud and then also commodities fraud, securities fraud, money laundering and campaign finance laws. For the moment, if we set aside whether these will be proven, how bad does a stack of charges like this look for him if they are proven?

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Re: The United States of America vs. Samuel Bankman-Fried Indictment [pdf]

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How anyone could look at this man's behavior over the last few weeks and not think he was on a fast track to a federal penitentiary is beyond me. A word to the unwise: If you have done something, anything, that you have a credible reason to believe the United States government thinks is illegal, shut up . Do not do any of the following: * Go on a podcast and talk about it * Go on a Twitter livestream and talk about i…

I don't pity SBF, but this advice is important for innocent citizens. It's unfortunate that anything you say to law enforcement can be used against you - but none of it can be used for you. A police officer can testify against you, but if they try to support you it will be dismissed as "hearsay".

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How anyone could look at this man's behavior over the last few weeks and not think he was on a fast track to a federal penitentiary is beyond me. A word to the unwise: If you have done something, anything, that you have a credible reason to believe the United States government thinks is illegal, shut up . Do not do any of the following: * Go on a podcast and talk about it * Go on a Twitter livestream and talk about i…

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Re: The United States of America vs. Samuel Bankman-Fried Indictment [pdf]

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So 4 counts on wire fraud and then also commodities fraud, securities fraud, money laundering and campaign finance laws. For the moment, if we set aside whether these will be proven, how bad does a stack of charges like this look for him if they are proven?

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Nothing because the last one also didn’t face issues. And the one before… You catch my drift.
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