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The problem is in real life your analogy would actually map the alphas to the ceos and the betas to the shareholders/stakeholders. The employees are nowhere in this. Edit: as the other post said, they would be the sticks, shovels and other assorted tools…
I studied business in undergrad and took Organizational Behavior [1] as a class - technically, employees are stakeholders. [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Organizational_behavior
Plaid Layoffs
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#282Earlier quoted context omitted.
In the chimpanzee world, this would be handled differently. In chimp world, when alpha chimp causes chaos that brings down the community, a group of beta chimps will tear apart alpha chimp limb-by-limb, then they elect a new alpha from the group of beta subversives. This also how the organized crime works - leaders get a lot of benefits, but they also get the downside accountability when they fuck up ("skin in the ga…
The beta chimps are the shareholders and the board.
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Are you advocating for mob violence against CEOs for laying people off?
I am advocating for accountability. Understand: accountability has a way of manifesting itself one way or another. Today, we complain on the internet. Next week, we see more riots where people tag walls with "eat the rich." Next year, the guillotines come out. [1] [1] This is a loose analogy that is not meant to be taken literally.
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#284I get that layoffs seriously are terrible but a lot of these tech companies are providing some pretty seriously nice exit packages. I fail to understand the amount of acid in the comment thread? Layoffs suck, corporate speak is always cringey. What would people want as alternatives outside perfectly executed business plans that don't have layoffs? Handheld individual exit goodbye packages? Im seriously asking for leg…
I think the vitriol is more tied to the founder model of get as big as you can, as fast as you can, by hiring as many as you can, so that the valuations keep getting bigger and bigger so you can cash out. Then you cut loose all the people you know you didn’t actually need.
That's why I don't work for start-ups.
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If you think this is a sign that plaid is anywhere near their last valuation of $13bn, then I have news for you. The real problem is inequality. Zach is facing consequences, but the drop from $1bn to $100mn (a 10x decline in wealth) is so much less impactful than $250k to $25k (illustrative of what an employee is more likely facing).
maybe for you, but if this person was living on a >$100mn lifestyle, then that 10x decline will actually hurt them!
They may feel bad about less yachts and luxury, but they are absolutely not hurting. No one is starving, no one is losing their housing, no one is unable to pay the heating bill.
Not even close to hurting. Lets not pity the $100mn-aires that just laid off 260+ people.
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> is having one of the worst days of his/her life Oh no, how sad. Pretty sure the people being laid off are having far worse days than the person who gasp had to write a letter.
i mean sure, yeah, they're maybe cash-rich, but firing people still sucks unless you're inhuman. knowingly upending hundreds of lives and families who are less financially secure during a not-recession-recession and a slow hiring market must be emotionally difficult to deal with.
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#287Earlier quoted context omitted.
I think the vitriol is more tied to the founder model of get as big as you can, as fast as you can, by hiring as many as you can, so that the valuations keep getting bigger and bigger so you can cash out. Then you cut loose all the people you know you didn’t actually need.
This is a strawman. Nobody operates this way. You don't raise more money by hiring more people. In some markets you raise more by making more revenue even if unprofitable, which is not great but is very different than raising as a function of number of employees.
Actually you do. VCs in Silicon Valley often look for "growth" ie seeing that you're hiring more people. If you raise 10 million yet keep the same 2 or 3 person team, they'll start asking questions and it's harder to raise your next round.
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aside from the funny proper noun, how should things be handled differently? why do people think that corporations' primary goal should be to maintain employment of everyone in their company, that there's some sort of moral imperative to do so? is this just because social media has been pretending that corporations are people for so long now that we've forgot that they actually aren't?
This is a pretty cynical take on the idea of retaining qualified employees during a downturn. When I hear people talk about doing what you can to not have mass layoffs I don't think what they mean is that the company has an obligation to the employees that overrides their obligations to their shareholders. The way I read it is that people are saying that retaining good employees is beneficial to the company and the s…
Depends on who's talking/the situation. When you hear people talking about not closing a profitable factory instead of laying people off to delocalize, that's pretty much what they mean.
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It is likely enough money to get an MVP working to pitch to investors. Obviously not if you have a family to take of as well.
I see. Thanks. It's really 30-40k because the 4 months' severance includes the regular pay during the 60 day exit window. The potential is obvious: get something off the ground in 2 months. Do you know what someone mostly new to founding a startup should do to start? I've got ideas, I've got potential cofounders, and I can prototype MVPs, but I don't understand the landscape beyond what I remember from How To Start a…
[0] https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy50cmFuc2l...
[1] https://www.youtube.com/@ycombinator/videos
If you have an email or other means of contact, I'm available to discuss further.
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I'll try to explain why I think it's gross. All of these tech companies come up with cutesy terms for employees. "Googlers", "Plaids", "Metamates", "Splunkers", "Pinployees". It seems like a cheap way of tying workers' identities to The Company. It's a cheap gesture used in an attempt to create a distinct "culture". So in the context of a mass-termination, it really rubs me the wrong way to refer to these people as "…
Hi, I was affected by this layoff unfortunately. Plaid just gave me 16 weeks of pay, 6 months of insurance premiums, waived the vesting cliff I hadn't hit yet, and let me go with way more dignity than I've ever seen in my 20 year career (19 of those years spent at "normal" non-silicone Valley companies)... ...they can call me whatever the hell they want at this point and I'll be OK with it lol