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Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

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Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

#311

LOL. A serious post (I know, it's hard to tell at this point, isn't it?): Why does HN need the karma points system at all ? Downvoting is hardly used on other social networking sites any more, which should tell you something. Getting one pedantipoint has to be a motivation for "I have stuff to say about JIT." posts. Blocking & muting people is quite effective on Twitter, for example. The dream of a civil discourse wi…

HN “needs” karma points because HN has karma points and is over all a good forum. Changing it at this point risks changing the balance that makes HN what it is. I don’t block or mute people on forums where that is allowed because I don’t want to see a different conversation from everybody else.

First paragraph is not a real compelling argument: HN has it because it has it. I should downvote :)

As for the second paragraph: to each his own. You have that choice.

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

#312
It's missing a top-level dang comment saying:

"This has been discussed before in these threads:

2013 - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33680661

2014 - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33680661

2015 - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33680661

2016 - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33680661

2017 - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33680661

2018 - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33680661

2019 - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33680661

2020 - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33680661

2022 - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=33680661"

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

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post #255

Earlier quoted context omitted.

I did this quite a few years ago. If I remember correctly, it was so convincing that people emailed Dang because I set the username at the top to be “pg” https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=10248773

Do you have your sim archived anywhere? The original seems to be down.

No, but I’m building it again. This time in rust. There’s some stuff on my GitHub to download data in bulk from the HN API

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

#315

Damn, I was afraid this was going to be someone stealing my genius idea. Gladly it was just tangential to that idea. Idea: Train an ai to construct entire threads based on the input of the title and link. There should be plenty of training material, and frankly I think it would be hilariously similar to the real threads. When new submissions are added to HN, the system will fetch the title and link, and predict the e…

That’s what this site is. You’ve been talking to a machine all this time. Do you really think a person would have this much time to argue day in and day out over systemd? That that many people care wherever or not Go has generics and which other languages does them best? That rust somehow is the cure for everything from game engines to the common cold? Think about all the times a “person” stated something was Turing…

Rats, top comments will be impossible to beat. I can probably piggy-back off a top comment, though, those comment threads aren't long yet...
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