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Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

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Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

#72

Post by brecksAnonAccnt »

breck wrote: post #4

This is cool (only read the first two lines so far) but if you're really interested in Hacker News Parody software you should check out our startup: https://zombo.com/#HACKER_NEWS_PARODY_DOT_IO

Came hear to say this.

+1 for https://zombo.com/#HACKER_NEWS_PARODY_DOT_IO

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

#73

Post by irusensei »

heresie-dabord wrote: post #33

As a US poster, I need all units of measure to be what the Founding Fathers used and all pickup trucks to be what the Founding Fathers drove. As an EU poster, I won't understand the US obsession with large vehicles and I will recommend bicycling instead. As a programmer, I think we can improve performance if we multithread, containerise, microservice, and store n-depth JSON in a No-SQL database. As a Python programme…

“As an EU poster, I need to remind everyone in every thread that I have health care and GDPR.”

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

#75

Post by SantalBlush »

insin wrote: post #55

It's missing a top-level post which makes an analogy, which turns into a ten-deep thread of people arguing entirely about the analogy, the friendly article having been completely forgotten.

The analogies found on HN could have their own dedicated parody site.

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

#77

Post by turnsout »

tomalpha wrote: post #67
turnsout wrote: post #46

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Queue the hn reply: "Did you actually read the article? There is such a comment (guru3)."

I hate to be pedantic but surely you mean “cue”?

Well actually in this instance I specifically wanted to evoke the image of the commenter waiting in line to deliver their retort.

jkjk

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

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Post by baxtr »

irusensei wrote: post #73
heresie-dabord wrote: post #33

As a US poster, I need all units of measure to be what the Founding Fathers used and all pickup trucks to be what the Founding Fathers drove. As an EU poster, I won't understand the US obsession with large vehicles and I will recommend bicycling instead. As a programmer, I think we can improve performance if we multithread, containerise, microservice, and store n-depth JSON in a No-SQL database. As a Python programme…

“As an EU poster, I need to remind everyone in every thread that I have health care and GDPR.”

As an EU poster, the only thing that made a dent in the digital unvisere was GDPR and that’s why I need to remind everyone about it constantly.

PS: I’m an EU poster

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

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Post by newaccount2021 »

heresie-dabord wrote: post #33

As a US poster, I need all units of measure to be what the Founding Fathers used and all pickup trucks to be what the Founding Fathers drove. As an EU poster, I won't understand the US obsession with large vehicles and I will recommend bicycling instead. As a programmer, I think we can improve performance if we multithread, containerise, microservice, and store n-depth JSON in a No-SQL database. As a Python programme…

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Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

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Post by wingely »

It’s missing the part where someone suggests stupidity and obtuseness on the part of anyone who questions free markets outside of theoretical experiments.

Similarly, it’s missing the comment from a woman-identified person that is followed by negging from male users.

Edit: proving my point

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