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Re: Ex-Twitter Employees should build a new Twitter

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What to call it, though?

Frapr.. Bittr.. Buta.. But.tr.. Flutr.. Nutr.. NuBrd.. Zingr.. Dumpz.. Mnga.. Bodcastrr.. Rumpadumppump.. Frolyc.. Ho.nk.. Hor.net.. IcqToo.. VelociRaptr.. Flacc.id.. Boracle.. Gogglez.. Goorikle.. SmetaFace.. Blu.rp.. WebVan.. Tweebo.. Twerpr.. Zittr.. Laamaar.. Sc.abz.. Hunna.z.. Bu.nz.. Plog.gg.. Gro.pr.. Sa.cc.. Sak.cr.. Slac.kr.. Shak.me.. Shre.kr.. HipT.at.. Bwigl.. Jiglr.. Binjr.. WebVan.. WebVan.. WebVan..

Nope, all trash. Naming things well is hard.

Re: Ex-Twitter Employees should build a new Twitter

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I guess we're about to find out if it really was all necessary talent that left. If Twitter usage continues to increase, even with some crashes, that will probably indicate that many former employees were not actually performing useful work, and so would be unlikely to "build a new Twitter."

Re: Ex-Twitter Employees should build a new Twitter

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I'm not sure that anyone could create another Twitter.

Not from a technical standpoint, but from building a userbase.

The X-factor for Twitter, from my observations, was that they used established media as their biggest advert or ambassadors. This was kind-of organic, though making tweets easy to embed was surely one of the biggest part of it. The value of the free advertising Twitter has received from publicity in media is probably in the hundreds of billions. That's all from making it easy to embed tweets in articles, providing APIs and branding guidance for on-air graphics and so on. They quickly got journalists and news producers as users. The snake eats it tail and as soon as politicians noticed that a tweet could be on all the news outlets within the hour they focused more and more of their messaging to be through Twitter. That's really hard to build up again.

And on that same note the media can kill Twitter in a few weeks, stop saying X said Y on Twitter and just say 'on social media'. Stop embedding tweets or using screenshots/branded graphics from Twitter - or just stop reporting what someone has posted on Twitter.

Re: Ex-Twitter Employees should build a new Twitter

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I guess we're about to find out if it really was all necessary talent that left. If Twitter usage continues to increase, even with some crashes, that will probably indicate that many former employees were not actually performing useful work, and so would be unlikely to "build a new Twitter."

1. Is twitter usage increasing in the way that would be best for the business?

- Advertising revenue is down per Elon Musk

- Internal research reported by Reuters says that twitter is losing its most active users. From the article "These "heavy tweeters" account for less than 10% of monthly overall users but generate 90% of all tweets and half of global revenue." [1]

2. You claim if that usage continue to increase that means the former employees weren't performing useful work. There could be other reasons business improves besides the amount of work employees perform.

- More right-wing people join Twitter because Elon Musk took over and they want to show support

- Twitter increases its advertising and that leads to more traffic

- More websites link to Tweets which drives traffic

- Another Covid lockdown occurs causing more people to go to Twitter

- China officially unblocks Twitter

Correlation does not imply causation

[1] https://www.reuters.com/technology/exclusive-where-did-tweet...

Re: Ex-Twitter Employees should build a new Twitter

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post #2

What to call it, though? Frapr.. Bittr.. Buta.. But.tr.. Flutr.. Nutr.. NuBrd.. Zingr.. Dumpz.. Mnga.. Bodcastrr.. Rumpadumppump.. Frolyc.. Ho.nk.. Hor.net.. IcqToo.. VelociRaptr.. Flacc.id.. Boracle.. Gogglez.. Goorikle.. SmetaFace.. Blu.rp.. WebVan.. Tweebo.. Twerpr.. Zittr.. Laamaar.. Sc.abz.. Hunna.z.. Bu.nz.. Plog.gg.. Gro.pr.. Sa.cc.. Sak.cr.. Slac.kr.. Shak.me.. Shre.kr.. HipT.at.. Bwigl.. Jiglr.. Binjr.. WebV…

- Thoughts (maybe too on the nose) - Blurb (from the word) - Pings (i.e. like checking in, seeing what's up)

You are making fun of the generic names for tech companies but as you said (probably sarcastically) naming is hard. Imagine you have an idea for an amazing product but can't come up with a good name, should you drop your idea and give up or just copy the style of names everyone else is doing?

Re: Ex-Twitter Employees should build a new Twitter

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post #2

What to call it, though? Frapr.. Bittr.. Buta.. But.tr.. Flutr.. Nutr.. NuBrd.. Zingr.. Dumpz.. Mnga.. Bodcastrr.. Rumpadumppump.. Frolyc.. Ho.nk.. Hor.net.. IcqToo.. VelociRaptr.. Flacc.id.. Boracle.. Gogglez.. Goorikle.. SmetaFace.. Blu.rp.. WebVan.. Tweebo.. Twerpr.. Zittr.. Laamaar.. Sc.abz.. Hunna.z.. Bu.nz.. Plog.gg.. Gro.pr.. Sa.cc.. Sak.cr.. Slac.kr.. Shak.me.. Shre.kr.. HipT.at.. Bwigl.. Jiglr.. Binjr.. WebV…

- Thoughts (maybe too on the nose) - Blurb (from the word) - Pings (i.e. like checking in, seeing what's up) You are making fun of the generic names for tech companies but as you said (probably sarcastically) naming is hard. Imagine you have an idea for an amazing product but can't come up with a good name, should you drop your idea and give up or just copy the style of names everyone else is doing?

Tho.ts would be hilarious and awesome, but not PC.

Pin.gz / pin.gs seems good and accurate.

But I think abstract is better, e.g. pon.ys or poni.es, shotz

I also like blu.rp but it's admittedly gross sounding, can you imagine the media quoting this? "Shakira sent this blurp:" Me neither. Almost as bad and gassy sounding as the masta "toot" thing.

If you think about it out of context (forget for a second that it exists), twitter is a pretty stupid sounding name.

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