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Re: Apple Rankings

#21
Arkansas Black as one of the bad apples?

Is this a joke?

I had one for the first time from our local co-op. It was definitely firmer than any other apple I’ve had but I wouldn’t call it “teeth-shattering” by any means.

Oh, but the flavor. Exquisite. Floral, fragrant. Tasted half like a really good apple, half like a perfectly ripe Bosc pear.

Do yourself a favor and find a ripe Arkansas Black apple. Best apple I ever had.

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#23

They've ranked Granny Smith as "Not worth eating" so right off the bat I can tell you the rating system is junk. It loses the most points on its "density." Can't say I've ever eaten a granny smith and thought "I enjoy this taste, but I sure wish I could change the density."

It's just like any kind of snobbery. If you want to be a connoisseur, it's practically obligatory to detest all the popular options. Because you (i.e. this website) are the expert and the commoners must be tasteless and wrong!

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#24

McIntosh: “ A Seal-Skinned Canadian Letdown.” 45, horse food. So it’s war then.

No need for war. This list is objective, so it can't apply the standard canadian handicap, as is traditional for most ranking lists.

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#26
For those who need re-assurance:

> Brian Frange is a comedian and writer who has been yelling about apples for years. [...] Brian is not in the pocket of big apple and all reviews are inarguably accurate and not corrupted by corporate influence.

Re: Apple Rankings

#27

They've ranked Granny Smith as "Not worth eating" so right off the bat I can tell you the rating system is junk. It loses the most points on its "density." Can't say I've ever eaten a granny smith and thought "I enjoy this taste, but I sure wish I could change the density."

Granny Smith is a trash tier Apple. The skin is inedible and it is absurdly sour. It's only edible if you peel the skin, cut it up, ...and bake it in something else. Alternatively peel the skin, and dip it into something such as peanut butter. By itself, it's trash tier.

I like my apples sour. But then my favorite fruit is lemon so I might be unusual.

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#28
The best apple I ever had was a Fuji apple… in Japan.

It's never that crisp in the US.

I don't know why they rank Cosmic Crisp so low. I rank it neck and neck with SweeTango.

Re: Apple Rankings

#30

They've ranked Granny Smith as "Not worth eating" so right off the bat I can tell you the rating system is junk. It loses the most points on its "density." Can't say I've ever eaten a granny smith and thought "I enjoy this taste, but I sure wish I could change the density."

Granny Smith is a trash tier Apple. The skin is inedible and it is absurdly sour. It's only edible if you peel the skin, cut it up, ...and bake it in something else. Alternatively peel the skin, and dip it into something such as peanut butter. By itself, it's trash tier.

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