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> Getting angry and adversarial They didn't get angry and adversarial, they just explained and asked for clarification. Of course, kafkaesque bureaucracies don't like that, so making a random trivial change and obsequiously resubmitting is still probably the approach to use if you want to stay in business. Google these days is like something out of Brazil .
Examples of angry and adversarial: > Who do I contact if Anthony is not doing his job correctly? > This is becoming a joke at this point. > So I just have to close my business because one person in the review team is having a bad day? > Like is this serious?
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Re: Two weeks of dealing with Google as a developer
#162Is there any large group representing App developers that could manage the large-scale negotiation and legal wrangling required to force Apple and Google to be more helpful when rejecting legitimate applications? When I worked in Google (Ads, then later in Recommendations for Play and youtube) people often said this was intention to avoid teaching spammers how to get around the rules. But it's clear there are enough…
The Coalition for App Fairness, which of course, is currently involved in major litigation against both Google and Apple. It's open to new members! It looks like the author of this post is already a member. https://appfairness.org/members/
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#163As a scientist, I often have to deal with similar BS of a reviewer misunderstanding a submitted journal article, literally insisting we do something we already did, and explained in the paper. I try to just own the fact that I didn't make my explanation clear and visible enough, so I just submit an updated version along with a comment like "We thank the reviewer for pointing out that we didn't clearly articulate our…
Exactly, I think this works the best. You don’t have to explain the reviewer’s mistake and risk them misunderstanding your reply for being argumentative, the reviewer doesn’t have to admit a mistake, and your writing likely benefits from additional clarity.
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#164Earlier quoted context omitted.
> Getting angry and adversarial They didn't get angry and adversarial, they just explained and asked for clarification. Of course, kafkaesque bureaucracies don't like that, so making a random trivial change and obsequiously resubmitting is still probably the approach to use if you want to stay in business. Google these days is like something out of Brazil .
Examples of angry and adversarial: > Who do I contact if Anthony is not doing his job correctly? > This is becoming a joke at this point. > So I just have to close my business because one person in the review team is having a bad day? > Like is this serious?
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I somewhat doubt Google responds effectively anymore to bad PR on HN, because (a) they're so large and each group is acting in its own best interest, and (b) Google has for so long had a cultural belief in the fiction that better automation ™ or at least mechanical turk-style automation (low-cost, powerless, script-following, outsourced support agents) is always preferable to personally serving people. In other words…
Im confident theres a few googlers watching things and happy to play the role of Harry Tuttle.
If I was still at Google, I would have posted this shit on memegen making fun of the Play team all day.
They should be ashamed for handling customers like this.
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#166Earlier quoted context omitted.
Examples of angry and adversarial: > Who do I contact if Anthony is not doing his job correctly? > This is becoming a joke at this point. > So I just have to close my business because one person in the review team is having a bad day? > Like is this serious?
You're right about the tone of those statements. But just how much dystopian bureaucracy can one take before expressing displeasure at the dystopian bureaucracy?
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#167Not only all this but the system doesn't work. The play store is flooded with low quality baiting garbage. Somehow their onerous policies block out legitimate users and have a VIP line for spammers
This is what surprises me the most about these stories of dealing with Google/Apple app stores. Most of the apps that aren't produced by very well-known studios or large corporations are just trash. There are few gems here and there but its like digging through a landfill to find anything decent.
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My car happily drives on private roads, and even dirt and gravel, without government approval.
You’re getting the analogy backwards - you can’t drive an unapproved car on a public road.
Approval of cars is based on whether those cars can harm other cars.
If I want to "drive" (use) an unapproved "car" (app store) on a "public road" (my own device), I should be able to do that.
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#169We are well past the point that any respectable developer should simply drop the Play Store and tell users to buy a better phone. As long as you're willing to give them business, this system is working as intended. It's not going to change .
Exactly, pinephones for everyone! ...actually, doesn't Amazon have a separate store for Android? Anyone know if they're better?
Re: Two weeks of dealing with Google as a developer
#170Not only all this but the system doesn't work. The play store is flooded with low quality baiting garbage. Somehow their onerous policies block out legitimate users and have a VIP line for spammers
This is not entirely surprising since spammers have all day long to reverse engineer the process, while legitimate users have a business to run.
Google should be specifically designing towards mitigating this.