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My favourite one so far: > No one ever makes a billion dollars. > You TAKE a billion dollars. Quite relevant to the vulture capitalists and their fans who frequent this site.
I have never come accross a more valid argument. I, however, can't say the same about it's soundness XD
I can't believe that I just created a few lines of C driver to print out the messages: Good programmers use Notepad++ to code. Extreme programmers use MS Word to code, in Comic Sans, center aligned. Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. Emacs is a great operating system, lacking only a decent editor. A good programmer is someone who always l…
What line is it on?
It's just the Space Invaders ASCII art. But fun, good times. :)
My favourite one so far: > No one ever makes a billion dollars. > You TAKE a billion dollars. Quite relevant to the vulture capitalists and their fans who frequent this site.
This only makes sense from a naively individualist perspective. If no one ever made a billion dollars, so to speak, there would be no money at all.
Could you please elaborate?
"The best things in life are free. Notepad++ is free. So Notepad++ is the best. " Logically incorrect. Maybe that is the joke. Should be: "The best things in life are free. Notepad++ is free. Therefore if something is not free, it cannot be one of the best things, or notepad++"
My favourite one so far: > No one ever makes a billion dollars. > You TAKE a billion dollars. Quite relevant to the vulture capitalists and their fans who frequent this site.
This only makes sense from a naively individualist perspective. If no one ever made a billion dollars, so to speak, there would be no money at all.
> The best things in life are free. > Notepad++ is free. > So Notepad++ is the best. I have never come accross a more valid argument. I, however, can't say the same about it's soundness XD
> Je mange donc je chie. — Don Ho
"I eat therefore I shit." It's a pun on René Descartes' "Je pense donc je suis" (I think, therefore I am).
> Mathématiquement, un cocu est un entier qui partage sa moitié avec un tiers.
"Mathematically, a cuckold is a whole who shares his half with a third [party]."
> Si un jour une chaise te dit que t'as un joli cul, tu xtrouveras ça bizarre mais c'est juste un compliment d'objet direct.
"If some day a chair tells you you have a pretty ass, you'll find that weird but it's just a direct object compliment." It's a pun on "complément d'objet direct" (the object that is put directly after a transitive verb), intentionally being misspelled as "compliment d'objet direct" to mean that it's a direct compliment from an object.
> Mon pied droit est jaloux de mon pied gauche. Quand l'un avance, l'autre veut le dépasser. Et moi, comme un imbécile, je marche ! — Raymond Devos
"My right foot is jealous of my left foot. When one goes forward, the other wants to overtake it. And I, like an imbecile, I'm walking!