We need a replacement for TCP in the datacenter [pdf]
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Re: We need a replacement for TCP in the datacenter [pdf]
#22So here's a TCP joke:
Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.
OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.
OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.
Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?
Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.
OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.
OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.
I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
Re: We need a replacement for TCP in the datacenter [pdf]
#23It's interesting that everyone (including the author) talks about UDP as a lossy protocol, but it doesn't seem that UDP drops actually occur on a routine basis anywhere. The UDP-based DDOS attacks seem to prove that; if UDP really was being dropped, those DDOS attacks wouldn't be so problematic. That said, it's an interesting read. TCP is inefficient, but that inefficiency has been patched/masked by hardware solution…
I think re UDP the point regarding it being unreliable is that you have to design your applications to take the unreliability into account, because it does happen even if it may be infrequent: assuming that it is reliable when you can get unreliable behavior will result in correctness issues.
Re: We need a replacement for TCP in the datacenter [pdf]
#24Re: We need a replacement for TCP in the datacenter [pdf]
#25I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you probably wouldn't get it. So here's a TCP joke: Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke? Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke. OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke. OK, I'll hear a TCP joke. Are you ready to hear a TCP joke? Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke. OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.…
Re: We need a replacement for TCP in the datacenter [pdf]
#26Aside from that I completely agree that TCP is trash.
Re: We need a replacement for TCP in the datacenter [pdf]
#27I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you probably wouldn't get it. So here's a TCP joke: Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke? Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke. OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke. OK, I'll hear a TCP joke. Are you ready to hear a TCP joke? Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke. OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.…
Ack.
Re: We need a replacement for TCP in the datacenter [pdf]
#28If only we had a stream control transport protocol and were allowed to use it.
Re: We need a replacement for TCP in the datacenter [pdf]
#29It's interesting that everyone (including the author) talks about UDP as a lossy protocol, but it doesn't seem that UDP drops actually occur on a routine basis anywhere. The UDP-based DDOS attacks seem to prove that; if UDP really was being dropped, those DDOS attacks wouldn't be so problematic. That said, it's an interesting read. TCP is inefficient, but that inefficiency has been patched/masked by hardware solution…