This might make sense as a response solely to the title of the article, but I have to admit I find it puzzling as a reaction to its content. Notwithstanding the title, the article mentions a model called Minerva that scored fully 50% on the MATH dataset of high-school/undergrad mathematical problems. For comparison, a human computer science PhD student scored 40%. [1]
For context, Minerva came out this July. When it was tested on a national math exam, it scored higher than that year's class of graduating high school seniors. [2] A mere eight months (!) earlier, OpenAI had announced [3] they'd trained a language model that solved math word problems almost as well as an average middle-schooler. So even if you believe — rightly or wrongly — that current capabilities aren't very impressive, it's worth remembering that your understanding of current capabilities might not be entirely accurate, even if it's only a few months out of date.
Incidentally, it may be worth looking at some examples of these models' outputs before deciding what they can or can't do. Here's Minerva solving some math problems, for example:
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I'll admit I find it challenging to interpret these results as "passable garbled nonesense [sic]", though perhaps I'm not being demanding enough. At any rate, when these models go from beating 10-year olds at math to beating 18-year olds at math in the span of 8 months, one does start to wonder how much of the hype is really due to over-interpretation — and what the next 8 months have in store.
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[1] https://arxiv.org/pdf/1709.04326.pdf (For comparison, a 3-time Mathematics Olympiad gold-medalist scored 90%.)
[2] This was Poland's National Math Exam. Minvera scored 65%; the 2021 national average was 57%. See https://www.aitracker.org/ and Section 3 of the Minerva paper at https://arxiv.org/pdf/2206.14858.pdf
[3] https://openai.com/blog/grade-school-math/