> ...or whatever, and need the damn TOTP code to telework _right now_.
Do you? Really?
"Your lack of planning is not my emergency"
Unless you're the founder+owner, I'd expect that tech support at your company wouldn't expedite your access request just because you feel entitled to it.
Will a million dollar sales call fail and/or have to be rescheduled because you didn't have 2FA access? You should accept the responsibility, apologise with whoever it is that you let down and move on.
Of course, companies should give us all the tools we need to succeed. Not cheap out on their budget and then shift the blame on us. This means also giving you multiple devices and tokens, to ensure that you have redundancy (if a device fails you have a backup, if you lose a token you have a backup).
Even then, it can happen that right after a trip you might've realized that you left home and/or misplaced your security token. The professional thing to do is to communicate it to the company right away (so they can arrange to verify your identity and/or to ship something to you) once you discover it when you land. Not ignore the problem until you'd be back at work and in urgent need to attend some work meeting.
Travelling across the world, 6 time zones away is not something that you can do with every job. If your company allows it, that's a perk, but you should also treat it with the due care that requires.
Missing a day of work is small stuff compared to the risk that the whole company runs by allowing their employees auth to be phished. If you have to skip a day (or more!) of work on extremely short notice, it might be an unpleasant conversation with your manager, but it's a conversation that you should have nonetheless. (btw, do you have the phone number of your manager on your personal phone? if you lose your work devices, it's important to still have a way to reach out to them).
Security tokens are cheap, just make sure that you have N+1 (one for each device you need, plus one)