I see three paths here: 1. Get a degree. Sign up for something like Western Governor's University or anything you can complete at quickly as possible. Burn the the curriculum by working your ass off to get that degree. This path makes sense if getting a degree is, as you state, the only thing from preventing you from working locally. 2. Get a USA job. Update your CV to make it look like you've been doing something ov…
Please don't do this. Honesty goes along way. It can also have legal, tax and compliance imitations for you and your employer.