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Haha, indeed. The wife is never wrong.
Pretty disappointed to see these boomer-style "wife bad" jokes on HN. Have you considered that being comfortable admitting fault is a skill which some people never learned while growing up, regardless of gender? And can you imagine a world where men do the same thing, but you don't gripe about it because you're not in a relationship with them?
Some jokes are like ogres