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There's never been used as much javascript in the history of time as right now, and it's never been doing as little as it does right now :P Because.. why use a perfectly good browser to render your html when you can implement another, lesser browser within the browser in javascript and have THAT render your html, but badly. Also, divs and css for layouts suck, TABLES is the way to go :)
I miss tables
I LOATH tables. Flexbox is so much easier.