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Fake Dog for Home Security

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Re: Fake Dog for Home Security

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I saw a rather comical sign posted in the first-floor window of a Philadelphia apartment. It had a silhouette of a German shepherd and text beneath, which read: >I can get from the second-story floor to the front door in 1.2 seconds. Can you?

My labrador would run to the front door in 1.2s, but then roll over and demand to be stroked.

Re: Fake Dog for Home Security

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Most family dogs will just roll over for belly rubs once the burglar is inside, but the barking is a great deterrent because it draws attention. The burglar has no idea if that is normal or not, and if someone else might hear it and come investigate.

In this spirit, I remember an ex-burglar on reddit saying that small dogs are the best guard dogs, because big ones typically have to be trained to be nice, but small ones just don't shut up.

Re: Fake Dog for Home Security

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I can not stand thievery. And the brazen nature of it is so irksome. The fact that people need a fleet of security cameras and a fake dog to protect their home is ridiculous. These people should be caught and sent off to labor camps for a very, very long time.

I mean that's the "revenge" school of thought, but there's two others; "rehabilitation", where people are re-educated otherwise, and the more difficult one... why do people steal in the first place? In practice it'll be things like poverty, lack of other opportunities, etc. Give people an education, gratifying jobs, a purpose in life and crime will drop. But that sounds too much like socialism.

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Re: Fake Dog for Home Security

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Why would pirates be scared of a dog though? They could just shoot it.

Outside the US most people don't carry guns, even pirates.

In large-ish cities, sure.

People have guns in rural areas everywhere. There are some exceptions like China where guns are very uncommon but if you are traveling through Eastern Europe, or Africa, or rural parts of south Asia you are going to encounter a lot of people who have guns.

There isn’t a gun culture like in the US in these places though, so you’ll have to know what to look for.

Re: Fake Dog for Home Security

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I get package thefts, people pissing on my entryway, and general creeping late night. Of course I have a doorbell cam but it doesn't help. I've now set up a homekit automation which triggers via the doorbell's motion sensor. It flicks the exterior and interior hall lights on via smart switch, one after the other with a slight random jitter, to create the illusion of someone about to come out the door.

Re: Fake Dog for Home Security

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post #61

I saw a rather comical sign posted in the first-floor window of a Philadelphia apartment. It had a silhouette of a German shepherd and text beneath, which read: >I can get from the second-story floor to the front door in 1.2 seconds. Can you?

My labrador would run to the front door in 1.2s, but then roll over and demand to be stroked.

a Golden Retriever would be happy to show you around and help you pack the loot

Re: Fake Dog for Home Security

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post #62

Most family dogs will just roll over for belly rubs once the burglar is inside, but the barking is a great deterrent because it draws attention. The burglar has no idea if that is normal or not, and if someone else might hear it and come investigate.

In this spirit, I remember an ex-burglar on reddit saying that small dogs are the best guard dogs, because big ones typically have to be trained to be nice, but small ones just don't shut up.

This is 100% accurate (small dogs are better for home security). Uh, speaking for a friend.

Re: Fake Dog for Home Security

#68
Here's a nasty story.

Small college town. Nice, lots of bookstores. Retired professors. Food co-op etc

Once excellent school, now on the skids. Student population in decline.

Local student-housing management companies, slumlords, etc, are alarmed. They're losing money.

Solution. State-subsidized housing of low income families and ex-prisoners.

Nice college town now has riots and shootings every night. Burglaries of nice retired professors' homes skyrocket.

Town builds new triple-sized police station.

Re: Fake Dog for Home Security

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Generally speaking weapons are a problem on boats. Many countries will require you to have a permit for it, which can be problematic to obtain. At the very least you have to declare it, which probably also means handing it over to the harbor authorities. Which means you don't have it when you would be most at risk and most need it. Second, say you solve the above and decide to deploy the gun. You don't have a lot of…

Do you still generally need a permit if the "weapon" is part of the boat — for example, a harpoon gun mounted on a swivel — rather than something you can pick up and carry? (My thinking being: pirates generally use speedboats, and a harpoon gun is plenty good at shooting holes in fiberglass and/or destroying outboard motors; and so pirates wouldn't want to get near your boat if you had one. But this sort of setup is…

Maybe a water cannon that's big enough to create issues for typical pirate boats? I don't know what the cost is, but if the pirate boats are smallish, you have essentially unlimited ammo.
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