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Get a raspberry pi, set up two vlans, run wireguard, and send 100% of your uplink traffic to a remote vpn endpoint. This gets you off their IP, and also has the added benefit of not letting them analyze your traffic.
Having a non-residential IP address is likely to get you blocked from services like Netflix. It would be nice if there were some way to decouple connectivity from addressing, without becoming a second-class citizen of the internet.
Incidentally this also makes torrenting safe, and everything on Netflix can be downloaded via BitTorrent.