...to this day, I still can't wrap my head on how PHP even got to exist in a world where Perl was already filling the web niche just fine. Also, if they wouldn't have made it too-weird-for-math-and-physics people, Perl would've probably filled Python's niche too. And with that kind of resources focused on it, Perl 6 could've actually turned up into a clean nice new language that would've unified us all by also suppor…
Conversely, PHP was trivial to set up for safe shared hosts.
The end result was that Perl hosting was expensive and had a higher barrier to entry than PHP.