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LOL no. If you think this way, there's something wrong in which your company is using it. It helps me personally to manage my work better.
It’s a near uniform “joke” at this point. Eventually you need to stop blaming the user.
However, pretending that there isn't a mass of programmers who think they know better than everyone else and couldn't benefit from task structure / documentation (be it SCRUM, Agile, whatever) isn't helpful at all.