Ask HN: Software That Insults You?

MPW C compiler error messages: https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~jasonh/personal/humor/compile.html

    "a typedef name was a complete surprise to me at this point in your program"
    "'Volatile' and 'Register' are not miscible"
    "You can't modify a constant, float upstream, win an argument with the IRS, or satisfy this compiler"
    "This struct already has a perfectly good definition"
    "type in (cast) must be scalar; ANSI 3.3.4; page 39, lines 10-11 (I know you don't care, I'm just trying to annoy you)"
    "can't go mucking with a 'void *'"
    "we already did this function"
    "This label is the target of a goto from outside of the block containing this label AND this block has an automatic variable with an initializer AND your window wasn't wide enough to read this whole error message"
    "Too many errors on one line (make fewer)"
    "Symbol table full - fatal heap error; please go buy a RAM upgrade from your local Apple dealer"

As a side-tool, there is the classic wowbagger:

https://www.wowbagger.com/manual6.htm

right now it is focused on Putin, however.

I will to my dying day start writing these statements in the console like

    UPDATE whatever_table SET WHERE condition;

or

    DELETE FROM WHERE condition;

and then go back and fill in the rest.

I've long since forgotten what I originally fat-fingered to make this seem a habit worth having, but it must've really ruined my day - in any context where one or two errant keystrokes would be enough to execute the query, I never don't do it this way. Don't even have to think about it, it's just what my hands do.

Running `feh` in an ssh session (or other terminal session without a graphical display) will print

    "Can't open X display. It *is* running, yeah?"

That's not quite an insult, but seems to be the in the same spirit

Apple Music. I can’t understand how you can develop such an slow and laggy app in your own OS, even in an iPhone 11 Pro. I stayed on Spotify but would have love to be able to enjoy the lossless audio