Node.js has jumped the shark

Actually what I have found it has highlighted is just how many of the Node advocates completely and utterly fail to understand their competition. I really, really wanted to think it was just a few isolated people, but the evidence suggests that the meme that Node is actually some sort of multiprocessing breakthrough has spread further in the last few months, rather than dying out.

So let me lay it out for you: Node's multithreading is primitive. There are in fact other languages that can simultaneously do long-running computations and serve web pages at the same time, because they are not single-threaded under the hood. That is a Node limitation, not a fundamental computing limitation. Many of those other environments can also trivially use multiple cores within the same OS process.

We are discussing the limitations of Node with regard to long running precisely because it is a limitation that Node in particular has, and that there are other environments that do not have it. We are discussing this limitation precisely because the casual presumption you make in your last sentence that Node is the epitome of programming platform, and therefore if it has a problem then everything else must suck too, is false.

I am staggered at the degree of ignorance of other platforms being displayed by the Node partisans here, because it's not "well, OK, that's nice but in practice I don't care", which I would disagree with but would at least consider debatable (and I mean that quite honestly), but rather just a continuous talking past the Node partisans entirely, with little evidence that they even understand what is being said. I say this from experience over the past couple of days, where it's pretty clear the Node partisans seem fundamentally incapable of considering the concept of "environment that does not have the fundamental limitations of Node".

Several of you seem to be expressing confusion about why some of us aren't coming around to seeing the light. To you all, I'd recommend this essay: http://www.paulgraham.com/avg.html Hint: Node is blub.

Let me be clear about my motivation in writing this, and generally trying to tamp down on the Node hype. First, it's bad for Node. I've seen this cycle before, and as fun as the ride up is, when it is predicated on false claims it tends to explode at some point and the whole thing goes down in flames. (A process that may now be starting.) Second, those of you who only know Node and think it is the epitome need to have it explained to you that there are in fact other tools that are more useful in these cases, so if you ever encounter those problems you can use the right tool for the job. Otherwise, you'll blow untold manhours trying to force a old paradigm to do something you could have done in a more modern one much faster and more effectively. I don't hate Node; I hate the hype, and the damage it is doing to a large group of people by lying to them about what the competition does.

Yeah. I really want to see this discussion taken in a direction where we're actually talking about Node.js and its computational (non-?)efficiency, instead of this needless back-and-forth.

Testing Ferrari by seeing how much weight it can tow would actually get you pretty useful performance metric.

Point of this whole thing is that you cannot reasonably do complex computations in Node. While most "Web 2.0" applications probably does not need to do that in response to request, there are also many web applications that actually do something that might be reasonably called complex cpu-intensive processing in response to user request (although most such things are hard to scale). So it really boils down to "right tool for the job" - and for many practical (but maybe un-popular) problems, Node simply is not the right tool.

"Jumped the shark” considered harmful.

>Wasn't it the point that Fibonacci wasn't the point?

Not of this post. This guy saw the wrong-track rebuttal and it was his rabbit hole into node. Apparently he wasn't impressed.