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you realize that you're just making Ted's point for him from the opposite direction, right? his point, when you look behind the trolling, is that node.js is not magical special sauce and that shitty coders who write poorly-scaling code will be shitty coders who write poorly-scaling code no matter what technology they use -- the "cancerous" properties of node arise simply because of the amount of groupthink that pitch…
Personally I've never seen node.js pitched as a solution for newbies or sub-par coders toiling away in the enterprise trenches. I've always seen it marketed as a useful tool for people who know WTF they're doing.
also, the joyent node.js homepage itself claims, as a business advantage:
"• Huge JavaScript developer pool at the ready for faster development"
implying that any Javascript developer can just dig their hands right into server code and get working.