The piece did remind me of the poor Java performance at the turn of the century. If you thought it was bad on a Sun or Wintel, you would have really enjoyed the SGI Irix port I tried to make use of at the time. It was even more unoptimized than the common platforms. :D
I remember typing into a Swing? text field and the keystrokes not registering for a second or three, basically unusable. Made me stick with AWT for a chat client/server I'd created for learning purposes, which was not quite so bad. Shortly after that I found Python, which was a breath of fresh air at the time and didn't write another line of Java for about 15 years, never again for Perl.