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Updated rules on preparedness for nuclear explosion

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Re: Updated rules on preparedness for nuclear explosion

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Post by mbg721 »

throwawaylinux wrote: post #9

If you have just survived a nuclear explosion and find yourself in need of assistance, call 911 and be sure to let the operator know if you have or believe you may have COVID-19. Absolute insanity.

During the Cold War, I believe the official British advice to be broadcast to the populace in the event of nuclear attack was "First, go make tea," because it was the most ingrained and instinctive thing every Briton knew how to do, and would best maintain calm. Whatever this advice says about Americans, I would like to fix it and elect the opposite of the thing perpetuating it, please.

Re: Updated rules on preparedness for nuclear explosion

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Post by nosianu »

soared wrote: post #18
throwawaylinux wrote: post #9

If you have just survived a nuclear explosion and find yourself in need of assistance, call 911 and be sure to let the operator know if you have or believe you may have COVID-19. Absolute insanity.

Seems pretty reasonable though. Wearing masks and some amount of social distancing isn’t that hard, and reducing other strains on the medical system during nuclear war seems prudent.

Right. What little is left of the medical system now is only a million and twenty three times overburdened instead of a million and twenty four. I guess it's good to inject some humor into dark situations.

Re: Updated rules on preparedness for nuclear explosion

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Post by tshaddox »

eggsmediumrare wrote: post #3

Seems weird to be concerned about social distancing in the event of a nuclear explosion.

Why? In relative terms, yeah, obviously, but a respiratory virus breakout in a fallout shelter certainly isn’t any less troubling than a respiratory virus breakout at a workplace or music festival.

Re: Updated rules on preparedness for nuclear explosion

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Post by fastball »

moron123 wrote: post #10

I thought this was satire, but then I saw the .gov We are living in a satire universe folks.

The US govt is literally adopting the dumbest takes on Twitter[1] as official policy.

[1] https://twitter.com/DanaHoule/status/1496723469890949127

Re: Updated rules on preparedness for nuclear explosion

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Post by willismichael »

soared wrote: post #22
willismichael wrote: post #8

Earlier quoted context omitted.

If I were sheltering from a nuclear strike with a bunch of strangers, I think I would do the opposite - encourage everybody to come in close and share lots of hugs. Human beings need contact, especially while experiencing trauma.

Just be sure everyone in the hug was in shelter before being exposed to fallout, otherwise those hugs might be radioactive!

Yes, that's a good point. The document does specifically talk about avoiding contact with fallout, or removing it if necessary. Hopefully everybody gets inside before it drops.

Re: Updated rules on preparedness for nuclear explosion

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Post by lazide »

tshaddox wrote: post #27
wanderer_ wrote: post #17

Nothing about avoiding population centers? My reaction to nuclear attack would be to hightail it into the woods. Take some supplies, wait it out, and try not to be a burden to emergency services. As for fallout and the like, I would just have to hope. Being far from potential targets and away from major jet streams (or whatever I'm not a meteorologist) would be my way to go.

How are you going to survive in the woods? In many places and times of year this would be very difficult for all but the most intensely prepared or experienced people. And is it even good advice?

Also, fallout generally goes from what was bombed (cities) to what was nearby (forests and not cities).

Re: Updated rules on preparedness for nuclear explosion

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Post by kragen »

What the fuck, this has to be a parody:

Be Safe AFTER

Immediately after you are inside shelter, if you may have been outside after the fallout arrived. ...

Engage virtually with your community through video and phone calls. Know that it’s normal to feel anxious or stressed. Take care of your body and talk to someone if you are feeling upset. Many people may already feel fear and anxiety about the coronavirus 2019 (COVID-19). The threat of a nuclear explosion can add additional stress. Follow CDC guidance for managing stress during a traumatic event and managing stress during COVID-19.

Last Updated: 02/25/2022

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