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I automated my job over a year ago and haven't told anyone

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Re: I automated my job over a year ago and haven't told anyone

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And when a company makes surplus profit from its employees' labour and doesn't compensate them for it accordingly, is that also considered theft?

No. That is in fact not how the law works at all.

Are you talking law here, or ethics? Your talk about how employees are "resources" with a "duty" to "care" about the business sounds a lot more morality play and less legalistic than you're suddenly switching too now that the shoe is on the other foot.

Re: I automated my job over a year ago and haven't told anyone

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Some of these firms literally give their associate attorneys $400K bonuses (on top of a 200-300K salary). I wouldn't feel bad about it.

You’ve inflated biglaw bonuses for >= 8th year associates by 10x. They’re high, but they’re not that high.

https://abovethelaw.com/2021/12/litigation-wows-with-bonuses...

> And even junior associates are taking home more money than the Biglaw standard. But the eye-popping top bonus is an impressive $400,000.

Re: I automated my job over a year ago and haven't told anyone

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Maybe he got suspicious because "assessment" was misspelled the exact same way every time it occurred?

People can consistently misspell words?

Can, perhaps, but do they? I'm thinking people who misspell stuff might waver a bit, and not be as consistent as those who know for sure how it's supposed to be spelled. Just a WAG, though.

Re: I automated my job over a year ago and haven't told anyone

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I worked at a Big Important Place, and two or three times a day I'd shut down an online transaction system, back up a file, move a new file into place, then bring the online transaction system back up. Took maybe two minutes. On any given day, I'd do literally five minutes of work, maybe eight. I didn't need to check any logs at the end of the day. That wasn't my job.

Sounds like that could have been automated down to one command.

And then put into cron.

Re: I automated my job over a year ago and haven't told anyone

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I once almost completely automated my job, and didn't hide it. The job was to load data files into the backend system. The problem was there there were almost as many formats (~80) as there were partners sending data (~120), not just in structure but in content (deltas, full replace, etc.). This job was burning people out every 6 months, and I was the hapless next victim who was just looking to break into a tech posi…

Economists of the 20th century thought that productivity increases will reduce our working hours so much that we will barely spend any time working... What your boss should have done is lower your working hours but keep the pay the same.

The best approach. Plus, the freedom for the employee to work on other projects. i.e. part-time contractor with some benefits.

Re: I automated my job over a year ago and haven't told anyone

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Many subreddits are simply themed containers of creative writing. With all the media attention the AntiWork subreddit has gotten lately that brings more karma farmers and therefore more fiction. It's an entertaining read, but not likely true.

Most IT/Data entry guy will have a similar story so I'm pretty sure it's true because I've had a similar story from when I was working in a Fortune 100.

Re: I automated my job over a year ago and haven't told anyone

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What point? They didn't make a point, just JAQing off.

Maybe you don't see the irony in anti-work kid using the youtube platform to spread cynicism about Corporate America while getting paid. His stuff is somewhat interesting, for about 10 seconds before you realize it contributes nothing to your life. Also, memes and urban dictionary slang? Are you serious? Don't be like this, indeed.

JAQing off is a concept introduced by the rational/skeptic community. The fact that you found the description in urban dictionary doesn't take anything away from the word.

But if your points are so weak that even urban dictionary and knowyourmeme calls you out, perhaps you should reconsider your position? ;)

Re: I automated my job over a year ago and haven't told anyone

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This story is a pretty accurate fable for the pointlessness of the modern economy and its inability to provide real value to anyone. Man spends all day playing video games, because he automated his largely superfluous job at a law firm which itself likely only exists to deal with bureaucratic or unnecessary cases (assuming this is true, as they have a single absent IT person who handles their entire infrastructure.)…

That’s bollocks. He is providing huge amounts of value - consumer surplus and producer surplus. That’s like saying the creator and maintainer of a machine are useless because the machine does all the work, shall we stop using trains and employ millions of people to transport things on foot because it would employ more people doing strenuous work? As he said so himself, people were taking hours a day doing this before he came along with his skillset.

Re: I automated my job over a year ago and haven't told anyone

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You’ve inflated biglaw bonuses for >= 8th year associates by 10x. They’re high, but they’re not that high.

https://abovethelaw.com/2021/12/litigation-wows-with-bonuses... > And even junior associates are taking home more money than the Biglaw standard. But the eye-popping top bonus is an impressive $400,000.

Yeah that isn't even remotely close to market, which is why ATL was writing about it. Kellogg Hansen pays significantly over market salaries, too. Turns out I was wrong about 8th years, though. This is the scale most biglaw firms adopted this year (https://abovethelaw.com/2021/12/davis-polk-bonuses-21/).

We just got memos about $10-20k raises, too, and it looks like Milbank kicked that off yesterday.

Still no $400k bonuses unless you're at Wachtell or Kellogg.

Re: I automated my job over a year ago and haven't told anyone

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> Programming is the new literacy. People who can do it are on a different plane to people who can't. This is what I believe sometimes. Then I look at all the pitfalls of shell scripts and how the time investments on automation tasks just balloon… then not so much. :) But if people have a different experience with that then I don’t doubt it.

I worked as an analyst and was able to automate a job people in my shoes spent ~100 hours a year in doing. It was a huge success. Until we needed a machine to run it, with good security controls, high availability... blah blah blah. We're at the point where most people can find low hanging fruit by reading a Python blog in a weekend, but in my experience the IT infrastructure isn't setup to easily do everything else.

And here's the promise of 'serverless' function as a service type stuff. Pay a few cents a second, have security/ha etc.
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