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The UX on this small child is terrible

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Re: The UX on this small child is terrible

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post #133

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It's a combination of several factors: American kids foods tend to be heavily processed and run to sweet, which will set the baseline if you let it, and there's this widespread belief that children won't eat grownup food so you should offer something else. We only offer what we're eating and, unsurprisingly, he has learned that as normal. That doesn't mean he eats everything — bitter flavors really are a learned tast…

> children won't eat grownup food so you should offer something else. Having grown up in an immigrant household where the children’s plate is just a smaller version of the adult plate, is this a thing in American households? The kids eat an entirely separate meal-course from the adults? I know baby food is processed but once a kid gets teeth, they’re just given what the adults eat. My grandmother would have banish fr…

I have an American gf and can confirm she does this. Sometimes three separate meals, one for adults and one for each kid. Apparently this is the norm in households around here.

My ex and I did not even think of doing this with our kid.

Re: The UX on this small child is terrible

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post #144

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Ah yes, I can see the regression tests are failing so it's likely a developer error.

No, that was my sister. I was the proof of concept. Management didn't accept that my test results were typical so they kept resourcing development.

*MVP

Re: The UX on this small child is terrible

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I have a slightly ageing model (my co-developer is adamant there will be no upgrades, please do not suggest) and my problem is that it appears to have defaulted to ICT time (we are at GMT +11). I hear it performing operations well into the early morning, but booting from a cold start any earlier than 9am leads to all sorts of unexpected behaviour and system errors.

I don’t mind the slightly aging models. Elizabeth Hurley is about 57 and seems to be functioning very well.

Re: The UX on this small child is terrible

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Makes me glad I decided never to install this system in my life and continuing to execute in single user mode. I sometimes init to multi-user mode providing the occasional access for mature, if idiosyncratic, friendly processes that are no longer maintained well but properly reviewed for defects. That said I did allow these wee furry apps to side load that apparently have something called "murder mode". But as long as keep them well fed they seem to sleep quite a lot.

/s

I've really enjoyed this thread.

Re: The UX on this small child is terrible

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Try working on interview prep/Leetcode bullshit problems, reading through dense textbooks on subjects you know nothing about, and doing side projects with a child or a puppy. Your ability to focus on things deeply for extended periods of time disappears almost entirely.

Re: The UX on this small child is terrible

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At least you’re working with versioned releases. I’ve recently acquired a new model and it’s definitely still in beta. There’s no documentation, conflicting user training and undefined behaviours everywhere. As soon as you discover workflows that meet your needs there appears to be a background update that while introducing new features, completely changes the behaviour of previous ones. Oh and don’t get me started o…

They're really different product lines because each one is a complete rewrite; each has its own patch stream, which, like yours, change wildly without warning, as if the developers are just trying random stuff out. And nothing is ever backported between the products. While our different products have wildly different operational characteristics (and even move into different lifecycle phases at different times), the g…

The problem is just when you get good at managing these things you realize production has stopped and you can’t put the skills to use any more.

Re: The UX on this small child is terrible

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The maintenance of several products in different lifecycle phases is a huge issue for us. Different failure modes, different protocols for providing feedback, and different basic maintenance needs. For example, v1 requires the users to manage reading homework, the v2 requires bedtime stories, v3 requires diaper changes and milk, all simultaneously. This adds a lot of operational complexity for our already overwhelmed…

We were concerned about trying to manage more than two of these products at once and so, as the Assistant to the VP of Reproduction, have made certain permanent operational changes to the equipment to ensure no further acquisitions are possible.

I literally do refer to that (male model) as the “hardware upgrade”

Re: The UX on this small child is terrible

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post #194

I have a slightly ageing model (my co-developer is adamant there will be no upgrades, please do not suggest) and my problem is that it appears to have defaulted to ICT time (we are at GMT +11). I hear it performing operations well into the early morning, but booting from a cold start any earlier than 9am leads to all sorts of unexpected behaviour and system errors.

It’s probably running a process that’s connecting to internet services such as mine craft or league of legends out of working hours. I’ve found that disabling internet connectivity at the WiFi router from 12:00 midnight until the morning can be effective to prevent wasteful background processing over night.

Disconnecting Wi-Fi is not recommended, since it may prevent access to firmware updates that improve overall friendliness.

The real problem may be in your educational system, whose operating hours may be incompatible with the standard, pre-set clock phase that most models naturally acquire at that age.

I suggest contacting your local school board to continue troubleshooting.

Re: The UX on this small child is terrible

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The things children are born not knowing is crazy. The pre-programming is limited ! You have to teach them how to blow their nose. "Don't eat your boogers." Holds finger out to me. I wipe it off. "Don't pick your nose, blow it instead. No, don't pick my nose either."

>The things children are born not knowing is crazy. The pre-programming is limited! You purchased the DIY version. With this version, you are expected to continuously update the programming. Most people seem to focus on higher level programming using a language of "ivy league".

I have actual experience that language and I find it vastly overrated.

Scheme is much more useful.

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