There are mentions in this thread about false positives, risk of data loss, others. This made me think of Star Trek's use of a self destruct phrase. Obviously their method is too slow, but you could have a "duress" phrase and a "all clear" phrase.
User-Defined Phrase: "Please dont kill me", activates "duress" mode.
- A daemon listens in the background for a phrase of your choice. When detected, your laptop makes a sound effect that is not out of the ordinary for others to hear, but not something you would expect it to play when self destruct is activated. Git repos are committed/pushed with a duress demarcation code to an alternate branch. Your encrypted volumes are dismounted, buffers and caches cleared, camera and microphone start sending small chunks of audio/video to a destination of your choosing. Instructions for playback from your cloud of choice are emailed to emergency contacts. If you do not give the "all clear" in a user-configurable time period, the laptop does user-defined things like wiping encrypted volumes after giving an optional warning sound, optionally sending eeprom codes to brick the BIOS or replace the BIOS with a tracker and setting the screen to say "Stolen From User-Defined String, User-Defined Phone Number" after giving an optional warning sound. All of these actions could be optionally spaced apart based on risk, probably defined in a key-pair text file or json file.
User-Defined Phrase: "Computer, disable self destruct" disables "duress" mode.
- Giving the all clear code disables this behavior and your ship does not self destruct. The system plays a sound to acknowledge "all clear". Emergency contacts are emailed the all-clear, but audio/video continue to upload for user-defined time in the event your were forced to give the phrase.
Perhaps newer cars could also have this feature? Are there any existing open source projects that could be adapted/bent to accomplish these things?