- 4 shots of an mRNA vaccine will protect against all variants of SARS-CoV-2
- 5 shots of an mRNA vaccine will protect against all coronaviruses, it starts to have a weak effect on rhinoviruses and influenza
- 6 shots of an mRNA vaccine will protect against all viruses, including HIV and Ebola, but in an unlikely twist of events, SARS-CoV-2 has now mutated to become a bacteria
- 7 shots of an mRNA vaccine will protect will also protect against bacteria, but SARS-CoV-2 now managed to move into computer networks thanks to the 5G capabilities of the vaccines
- With 8 shots of an mRNA vaccine, you will start to develop superpowers, but health experts don't recommend flying too high as the effects are temporary. SARS-CoV-2 managed to infect the blockchain, making itself completely invincible and non-refundable.
- With 9 shots of an mRNA vaccine, your entire DNA is replaced with viral RNA, allowing you to mutate at will, SARS-CoV-2 became really rich by selling a NFT of the original "Wuhan" genetic code and is running for elections.
- With 10 shots of an mRNA vaccine, you are now ready to conquer the galaxy in an ambitious program run by SARS-CoV-2, who just won the elections