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I became the internet’s most notorious bike thief

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Re: I became the internet’s most notorious bike thief

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To me this story is about how garbage most illustrative imagery on the internet is.

Why? Virtually all stock photography involving people is staged, and that's OK, because they're meant to be just that, illustrations.

They are all so light in relevance that the content would be better if there were no imagery at all. None of these articles are improved by having a stolen staged image of a bike thief in them.

Might as well draw a picture of a bike in MS paint. Same effect.

Re: I became the internet’s most notorious bike thief

#52

Slightly off topic, but I think bike thieves are becoming more and more professional recently. Here in Berlin many now use small cordless screwdrivers with a custom gearing mechanism that operates a bolt-cutter. With that they can even cut through thick steel-bar type bike locks in a few seconds, without making any noise. I saw that in a police report lately but I can't find a link with a photo of the device now, unf…

> cordless screwdrivers

Do screwdrivers typically have cords? And if so, what for?

Re: I became the internet’s most notorious bike thief

#53

Slightly off topic, but I think bike thieves are becoming more and more professional recently. Here in Berlin many now use small cordless screwdrivers with a custom gearing mechanism that operates a bolt-cutter. With that they can even cut through thick steel-bar type bike locks in a few seconds, without making any noise. I saw that in a police report lately but I can't find a link with a photo of the device now, unf…

"It seems the only way to protect against theft is to ride an old bicycle."

Or move to the countryside, where you can usually leave your bike unlocked outside of the supermarket ...

And reading all the bike theft horror stories here, I was wondering, why GPS tracking is not more of a thing? It seems to exist, but might be hard to make use of in reality?

(because professionals jam them or remove them and the police is not too eager to do something about a stolen bike?)

Re: I became the internet’s most notorious bike thief

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post #5

I think it makes more sense than the author expects. Bike thefts probably are not frequently caught with a high wuality camera, still pose, proper lighting, photogenically bland clothing choice, etc. such that it seems like a stock photo for bike theft. Only another purposeful photo of bike theft that is similarly or moreso staged should outdo it, but for general purpose image use (like a powerpoint or something) the…

Author of this article simply made very good photo of bicycle theft.

Re: I became the internet’s most notorious bike thief

#55

Slightly off topic, but I think bike thieves are becoming more and more professional recently. Here in Berlin many now use small cordless screwdrivers with a custom gearing mechanism that operates a bolt-cutter. With that they can even cut through thick steel-bar type bike locks in a few seconds, without making any noise. I saw that in a police report lately but I can't find a link with a photo of the device now, unf…

> cordless screwdrivers Do screwdrivers typically have cords? And if so, what for?

I guess a cord protects a screwdriver from being stolen.

Re: I became the internet’s most notorious bike thief

#56

Slightly off topic, but I think bike thieves are becoming more and more professional recently. Here in Berlin many now use small cordless screwdrivers with a custom gearing mechanism that operates a bolt-cutter. With that they can even cut through thick steel-bar type bike locks in a few seconds, without making any noise. I saw that in a police report lately but I can't find a link with a photo of the device now, unf…

In NYC you can occasionally see a nice Kryptonite lock hanging on a bike rack with one neat cut through it from a battery powered angle grinder. Nothing can stand up to those unfortunately. It really is just a matter of not leaving it alone for long enough that a well equipped thief can spot it.

Re: I became the internet’s most notorious bike thief

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post #48

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Our new product - The Inditer Pro - uses state of the art machine learning to crawl the web and identify travelers coming into your country as criminals! You will be able to proactively lock up potential threats and keep the population safe, all thanks to the expertise of the Inditer Pro. All the world's bad guys under your thumb! (Rolling Stones 'Under my thumb' starts playing as a border guard presses Inditer Pro s…

>on edit: yes, it should be Indicter, but ours is a web 4.0 company. I thought that to qualify for web 4.0 you needed Indite*ly.

No, but if you are arrested through the high quality solutions Indite Pro provides you can use our partner app Paroll-io to bail yourself out with our hot new cryptocurrency $ukka$ which has end to end $.

Re: I became the internet’s most notorious bike thief

#59

Slightly off topic, but I think bike thieves are becoming more and more professional recently. Here in Berlin many now use small cordless screwdrivers with a custom gearing mechanism that operates a bolt-cutter. With that they can even cut through thick steel-bar type bike locks in a few seconds, without making any noise. I saw that in a police report lately but I can't find a link with a photo of the device now, unf…

"It seems the only way to protect against theft is to ride an old bicycle." Or move to the countryside, where you can usually leave your bike unlocked outside of the supermarket ... And reading all the bike theft horror stories here, I was wondering, why GPS tracking is not more of a thing? It seems to exist, but might be hard to make use of in reality? (because professionals jam them or remove them and the police is…

In a city it won’t tell you which apartment the bike is in. You need to remember to charge it up: the solutions I’ve seen don’t have super long battery lives. And you need to pay monthly for the data connection. It would be cool if you could combine that tracking with an insurance policy that bundled everything together especially talking to the reticent-to-help police.

Re: I became the internet’s most notorious bike thief

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

> It seems the only way to protect against theft is to ride an old bicycle. I like this blog on that topic: https://calpaterson.com/bicycle-threat-model.html > One father I know had his primary-school-age daughter "decorate" his commuting bicycle with girly stickers and pink glitter. If anyone examines his bicycle closely he looks like a complete loon but I think his motivation is right: it's going to be much less ap…

I knew a guy with a similar philosophy. He spray painted his bike ugly color.

If you want something less permanent, you can use some strategically placed duck tape and make it look like a beater.
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