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A smart collar for cows

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Re: A smart collar for cows

#21
>Virtual fences keep the cows in designated areas,

While the idea of vibrating collars to steer cattle makes me uneasy (what comes next?), I am somewhat hopeful this can address the issue of barbed wire fences.

Interestingly, the idea of remotely controlling cattle was discussed several years ago in an article outlining the the issues with fences: https://prairieecologist.com/2015/03/17/hubbard-fellowship-b...

Re: A smart collar for cows

#22
post #4

”cows can be trained to navigate using the collar within 4-5 days” Umm, that sounds… labor intensive?

depends what "training" means. it could be as simple as herding the cows as you normally would while also giving them the nagivational instructions from the collar at the same time, and then after 5 days you can start using the collar only.

Re: A smart collar for cows

#23
post #6
post #4

”cows can be trained to navigate using the collar within 4-5 days” Umm, that sounds… labor intensive?

Quite likely you only need to train the leaders in each herd of 100 - 200. The leaders will keep the rest in line.

Cattle have individual personalities. Some like to stay centered within the herd, and some prefer to be hundreds of yards away. When left to find their own way in a large enclosure, my cattle typically form much smaller groups, like 15-20. This might not matter, if a particular pasture can be protected by controlling the herd's general behavior.

If we had this system the first thing to do would be to stop all this shitting on the road!

Re: A smart collar for cows

#26
in switzerland we call that a bell. coupled with extremely sensitive sensors we call ears, farmers can find a lost cow far away in the mountain.

bonus point: tourists love those so much you can buy smaller models at the airport.

Re: A smart collar for cows

#27
post #10

Automated cows. Wow... I honestly never thought I would hear of such a thing. It totally makes sense though!

That was the theme of Quake2: captured humans were "automated" with implants. Today we start with cows, in 50 years we extend this to violent criminals and who knows, maybe in 100 years most of us will be automated for "safety reasons".

If all it takes is noise, vibration, and GPS they won't even have to use collars. Our phones already have those functions.

Re: A smart collar for cows

#28
post #6

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Quite likely you only need to train the leaders in each herd of 100 - 200. The leaders will keep the rest in line.

Cattle have individual personalities. Some like to stay centered within the herd, and some prefer to be hundreds of yards away. When left to find their own way in a large enclosure, my cattle typically form much smaller groups, like 15-20. This might not matter, if a particular pasture can be protected by controlling the herd's general behavior. If we had this system the first thing to do would be to stop all this sh…

> If we had this system the first thing to do would be to stop all this shitting on the road!

To not inconvenience drivers and other road users, or to get that precious manure back fertilizing your grass?

Re: A smart collar for cows

#29
post #19

looking forward to the birth of a new job title in tandem with this product becoming popular: bovine cybersecurity expert! in all seriousness though, i'd be surprised if we don't see at least one comical headline in the future about cows being hacked and remote-controlled!

CVE-2022-2341 Udder overflow, cow unable to return for milking

Re: A smart collar for cows

#30
post #21

> Virtual fences keep the cows in designated areas, While the idea of vibrating collars to steer cattle makes me uneasy (what comes next?), I am somewhat hopeful this can address the issue of barbed wire fences. Interestingly, the idea of remotely controlling cattle was discussed several years ago in an article outlining the the issues with fences: https://prairieecologist.com/2015/03/17/hubbard-fellowship-b...

there is no way a vibrating collar will stop a cow in doing what they want to do. Cows are herd animal meaning they fight to establish rank. There is no way 2 cows close to a fence can be stopped from breaching the fence, no matter if it's barbed wire or if the fence carries 20K Volts. They will walk right through it - or better push each other right through it during a fight. Not even an electric shock would stop them and a vibration collar even less.
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