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This gave me the idea to ban all non-free systems: "You are using a non-free Operation System and thus signing away you fundamental rightsas a user. Please use a free Operationsystem like GNU/Linux to access this website."
But then you run into the issue of half of websites blocking free operating systems and half (haha) of websites blocking non-free operating systems. At that point we'll need a user-agent switcher that is website aware to know which sites need which user-agents. Like secret hand signals to get into your secret clubs. I'll just pass and not use any of it at that point.
Microsoft Edge already has something like this built in to get around Google's user agent checks.