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This is the second such PHP thread I've seen in the last 24 hours (the other one was on a different web property); gotta love people shitting on PHP like it's 1998
Some people like pretending that other languages don't have their own warts. There are thousands of mature SAAS products that use PHP and don't rely on Wordpress for anything. I don't think that anyone who uses Javascript as part of their backend stack has any room to criticize.
Nodejs is a solid server runtime these days, widely test by big companies with big traffic as their frontend servers. And there is a mature option for static typing if you want that.