Toxoplasmosis associated with entrepreneurial initiation and performance (2020)

I wonder how many comparisons they made before they found this hit?

hint keyword: multiple testing problem.

We have to earn money to make a nice life for our cats.

Maybe the elites aren't lizard people, but cat-people (khajit?). So subservience to cats has an adaptive function in the business world?

/s

I wouldn't be surprised if this is a correlation. My quality of life increased significantly after I got my cat about 2 years ago (just before COVID!). I say to anyone who ask, getting a cat was likely the best decision I ever made. Since then I became a lot more entrepreneurial and productive. I don't believe neither me nor my car has Toxoplasmosis gondii (my cat was tested for this when I brought him home).

My cat is my friend, my roommate, my infant, the most precious thing I have and an endless source of entertainment due to weird stuff cats randomly do. He's also significant amount of responsibility, since he's a living conscious thing and I really want him to have a nice and long life. All these factors have been very useful to understand what it is that I want from life and focus on getting them.

I can already see it. 20 somethings injecting themselves with toxoplasmosis to hack their entrepreneurial abilities.