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Does anyone know why this comment is being buried? It's clearly a good spirited joke.
Because having a sense of humor is frowned upon here. Want to laugh? Go to a comedy club.
Posting low-effort cookie-cutter jokes is frowned upon here, because (1) they usually aren't actually very funny and (2) empirically it seems that communities where that sort of joking is popular are at risk of having it take over until there is nothing but low-effort cookie-cutter jokes.