And as an American, Germans/Australians/etc. will still insist they're more free than me because of something arbitrary like free healthcare. I don't think there's anywhere I'd feel particularly more "free" all things considered aside from maybe Mars.
It would be hard to argue that a country where it's illegal to call someone a dick is particularly free, if that indeed is the case.
Why should it be legal to publicly insult someone? You can't punch people in the USA. Does that make the country not particularly free?