Sam, you've certainly made an enemy out of every member of the Perl community with this sarcastic and incomplete post. Once you've gotten through OReilly's beginner Perl books and "Programming Perl", if you truly want to learn how to scale Perl in the enterprise, read Damian Conway's Object Oriented Perl. Once you can write solid consistent OO Perl, read "Apache modules with Perl and C".
What does the Perl community mean to you? It must not include Sam.
Is it people who organize and participate in conferences and get indignant at the slightest negative comment?