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Assuming Python or Perl are installed by default in any server is an invite to a world of pain. At least that's my anecdotal experience.
I've seen instances of some Unix systems not having Perl installed, but that's very rare. Basically everything directly or indirectly depends on Perl, so you really have to run your scripts on a minimal install of RHEL of FreeBSD with 0 ports in order to get into such a situation.
For servers it's less common, but enterprise systems never cease to amuse me.