PHP gets no love. Where would it be in the chart? coming off of C or C++?
When the people who "designed" PHP did so, why did they think no existing language would do the trick? What was the problem with all the existing languages? What problem were they trying to fix?
It's been a long time since I listened to the interview, but I think he created PHP to create simple websites. Wikipedia even says the original acronym was "Personal Home Page".