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Wait, a keyboard that can compete? How about a Blackberry, Treo, or anything else with a physical keyboard?
Sorry, I really can't deal with a physical keyboard that requires a toothpick to use. I've tried those, and it's just slow and laborious compared with the iPhone for me.
As far as typing goes, my iPhone is just comical. It is not even responsive enough to register all keypresses, let alone get them correctly.