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Re: How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils

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Post by nickthemagicman » Sun, Aug 01, 2021, 4:27 PM UTC

xnyan wrote: post #53

thrwwy20210801 wrote: post #23

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Please please please for God's sake stay away from this stuff. It will steal your mind and your soul. This isn't something one can innocently dabble with. Turn to God instead, He will hear you. // Catholic ex-occultist

I thought I sold my soul to Satan for unfathomable worldly power, but accidently sold it to Stan, Certified Public Accountant[0] and then had to make so many calls to CityCorp to my soul back[1]. [0] https://mst3k.fandom.com/wiki/Stan_Johnson [1] https://youtu.be/ZebKhabJItE?t=5280

I accidentally sold mine to Santa.

Im assuming that's how he gets his elves.

At least there will be hot cocoa.

Re: How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils

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Post by aurizon » Sun, Aug 01, 2021, 4:27 PM UTC

I want to know how to sell the soul of someone who has aggrieved me with his holier than thou attitude. I want to see the look on his face when he confronts Old Nick and has a WTF moment...

Re: How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils

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Post by prpl » Sun, Aug 01, 2021, 4:30 PM UTC

hodgesrm wrote: post #11

Notes for those planning to sell your soul online: eBay specifically prohibits such transactions. [1] Compared to some online bans, the reasoning is pleasingly coherent. eBay does not allow the auctioning of human souls for the following reasons: If the soul does not exist, eBay could not allow the auctioning of the soul because there would be nothing to sell. However, if the soul does exist then, in accordance with…

I tried to buy a soul ~2004 but got the auction cancelled when I saw there was a duplicate auction

Re: How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils

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Post by aurizon » Sun, Aug 01, 2021, 4:31 PM UTC

Those with pet devils will be relieved to know that Devil's Food is for sale on ebay... https://www.ebay.ca/itm/Pillsbury-Sugar-Free-Devils-Food-Cak... Also sold, cat and dog and fish food..

Re: How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils

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Post by praptak » Sun, Aug 01, 2021, 4:33 PM UTC

dkersten wrote: post #43

hodgesrm wrote: post #11

Notes for those planning to sell your soul online: eBay specifically prohibits such transactions. [1] Compared to some online bans, the reasoning is pleasingly coherent. eBay does not allow the auctioning of human souls for the following reasons: If the soul does not exist, eBay could not allow the auctioning of the soul because there would be nothing to sell. However, if the soul does exist then, in accordance with…

Surely the modern way to sell your soul online is through NFTs?

Not necessarily. It is speculated that the Devil can solve any mathematical problem and thus human crypto is useless to him, as he can just reverse all hashes, compute the discrete logarithms and factor arbitrarily large numbers.

So an NFT (or any other cryptographic artifact) is rather something that Satan can offer you for your soul.

Re: How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils

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Post by citruscomputing » Sun, Aug 01, 2021, 4:36 PM UTC

deadalus wrote: post #7

Recommended contemporary occultists(demonic/dark magic practitioners) and their works: EA Koetting (founder of BALG, 9 demonic gatekeepers) Konstantinos (Nocturnal Witchcraft) Somnus Dreadwood (Maergzjiran Cabal founder) Kurtis Joseph (Black Magick of Ahriman) Mark Alan Smith (Primal Craft books) S. Connolly (The Complete Book of Demonolatry) Asenath Mason (deals with Qliphotic magic) NAA 218 (unknown author, created…

Thanks for the list! Will check them out.

A few less "dark" folks I try to follow:

Jason Miller (http://www.strategicsorcery.net/blog/)

Aidan Wachter (http://www.aidanwachter.com/)

Damien Echols (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnRyoC6Oww6FrYVc-BxKyDg/vid...)

Bluefluke (https://bluefluke.tumblr.com/)

Frater U.'. D.'.

Further suggestions of contemporary practitioners are much appreciated.

Re: How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils

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Post by dominicjj » Sun, Aug 01, 2021, 4:36 PM UTC

thrwwy20210801 wrote: post #23

deadalus wrote: post #7

Recommended contemporary occultists(demonic/dark magic practitioners) and their works: EA Koetting (founder of BALG, 9 demonic gatekeepers) Konstantinos (Nocturnal Witchcraft) Somnus Dreadwood (Maergzjiran Cabal founder) Kurtis Joseph (Black Magick of Ahriman) Mark Alan Smith (Primal Craft books) S. Connolly (The Complete Book of Demonolatry) Asenath Mason (deals with Qliphotic magic) NAA 218 (unknown author, created…

Please please please for God's sake stay away from this stuff. It will steal your mind and your soul. This isn't something one can innocently dabble with. Turn to God instead, He will hear you. // Catholic ex-occultist

Amen brother. Not to be messed with.

Re: How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils

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Post by zozbot234 » Sun, Aug 01, 2021, 4:36 PM UTC

deadalus wrote: post #7

Recommended contemporary occultists(demonic/dark magic practitioners) and their works: EA Koetting (founder of BALG, 9 demonic gatekeepers) Konstantinos (Nocturnal Witchcraft) Somnus Dreadwood (Maergzjiran Cabal founder) Kurtis Joseph (Black Magick of Ahriman) Mark Alan Smith (Primal Craft books) S. Connolly (The Complete Book of Demonolatry) Asenath Mason (deals with Qliphotic magic) NAA 218 (unknown author, created…

My question is why would anyone want to deal with this stuff. If you're relying on this silly material, you clearly don't have the faintest idea what you're doing - in all likelihood, you'll just end up "summoning" lots of random mischievous spirits who'll be trying to have fun at your expense in weird and surprising ways until you finally learn how to banish them properly. There are plenty of other ways to get started with occult and magick that don't have this particular pitfall!

Re: How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils

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Post by praptak » Sun, Aug 01, 2021, 4:36 PM UTC

neither_color wrote: post #18

I will never get a more relevant chance to bring this up, so has anyone heard of Napoleon Hill’s(Think and Grow Rich) other book? It’s called Outwitting the Devil, where he interviews the devil. He refused to publish it during his lifetime, and his estate also put off publishing it for decades because it contains strongs critiques of the educational system, the government, and the church as being tools of the ‘devil’…

"The Screwtape Letters" by CS Lewis is another book written from the similar point of view. Here the tricks are presented by an older demon to a younger one.

Re: How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils

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Post by quaintdev » Sun, Aug 01, 2021, 4:37 PM UTC

Since we are on a metaphorical plane today. Let me put my comment along similar lines on a youtube video [1]

You see in Zombie movies, the zombie is always trying to turn an individual capable of moral decisions, empathy, insight into just another zombie out of his own self interest. Our society is actually far closer to the truth shown in those movies. Just because people are not biting each other does not mean those movies are far from reality.

Symbolically those movies are depicting the fact that there are people, groups, organizations, companies who are trying to rob a man from himself by trying to turn that individual into just another member of the herd who looks out for nothing more than self interest which are not even his own but of that group. Tell me this is any different than what is shown in those zombie movies.

[1] Is a Mass Psychosis the Greatest Threat to Humanity? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojPcF-oLABE