Just agree to the GameStation EULA back in 2010.
https://www.engadget.com/2010-04-16-uk-game-retailer-claims-...
How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils
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#32Re: How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils
#33Why is this on hackernews again? I thought it was a blog on Kubernetes or React!
Posted by someone with high karma. Yes, I know...
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#34In Catholicism and some Protestant traditions, you will enter into a state of Purgatory, (or purgatory-like phase) after death where you are cleansed of sins. This could potentially take a while.
This should be written in the devil contract, like how long do I need to stay in purgatory...
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#35Research demonology: have computers casting summons over fractal fragments looking for any whose phone numbers we don't already know. cf the works of Charlie Stross Perhaps that pokemon game had more in it than we thought...
Please explain? Are you talking about dwave?
Maybe… or The Atrocity Archives, or something from the laundry files… something along those lines perhaps.
Edit: somebody scooped me
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#36Notes for those planning to sell your soul online: eBay specifically prohibits such transactions. [1] Compared to some online bans, the reasoning is pleasingly coherent. eBay does not allow the auctioning of human souls for the following reasons: If the soul does not exist, eBay could not allow the auctioning of the soul because there would be nothing to sell. However, if the soul does exist then, in accordance with…
If it were a financial market, one could perhaps sell the option to buy a soul pending resolution of the matter.
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#37Why would learning stuff require a deal with the devil? Two of the listed demons are described pretty much as what a scientist is. If you find a proof of P != NP or the Riemann hypothesis, why would that be as bad as using the Death Note book?
The demons are just trying to satisfy the marketplace. They provide whatever will sell.
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#38I don't buy a lot of books on demonology, but when I do, I try to buy from the most successful author. Edit: If you're actually "interested" (definition to personal taste), plug for Stjepan Sejic's upcoming Fine Print series https://imagecomics.com/comics/releases/fine-print-vol-1-ogn... (No relation to disclose, just a fan of his work)
>I don't buy a lot of books on demonology, but when I do
Naturally, this must be read in the voice of the Dos XX guy
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#39Recommended contemporary occultists(demonic/dark magic practitioners) and their works: EA Koetting (founder of BALG, 9 demonic gatekeepers) Konstantinos (Nocturnal Witchcraft) Somnus Dreadwood (Maergzjiran Cabal founder) Kurtis Joseph (Black Magick of Ahriman) Mark Alan Smith (Primal Craft books) S. Connolly (The Complete Book of Demonolatry) Asenath Mason (deals with Qliphotic magic) NAA 218 (unknown author, created…
Please please please for God's sake stay away from this stuff. It will steal your mind and your soul. This isn't something one can innocently dabble with. Turn to God instead, He will hear you. // Catholic ex-occultist
ok, cool, now i want to try, thank you!
Re: How to summon and sell your soul to Satan and other devils
#40Recommended contemporary occultists(demonic/dark magic practitioners) and their works: EA Koetting (founder of BALG, 9 demonic gatekeepers) Konstantinos (Nocturnal Witchcraft) Somnus Dreadwood (Maergzjiran Cabal founder) Kurtis Joseph (Black Magick of Ahriman) Mark Alan Smith (Primal Craft books) S. Connolly (The Complete Book of Demonolatry) Asenath Mason (deals with Qliphotic magic) NAA 218 (unknown author, created…
Hey deadalus, quick question here: how does all of this compare to Luciferianism and left-hand path kind of stuff? I started reading some of the latter, but I found them to be so ridden with grammar errors that I wish Satan were an English teacher. Perhaps the most decent book I found was Anton LaVey's The Satanic Bible, but so far I am finding it too down-to-earth to quench my thirst for the exotic.
By the way, do you have an English translation for the Liber Azerate? I have the original in Swedish, but I have not learned Swedish yet.