What an amazing ending! :)
When I worked there in the early 2000's I had a friend of a friend whose fiancée graduated with a bachelor's degree in either CS or EE and applied for a developer position. Somehow, and I struggle to understand the mechanics of this because engineering was highly compartmentalized away from the "business" parts of the business, they managed to turn her down for an engineering role and got her a job in marketing. Also…
I prefer Pepsi to Coke, so I wouldn't attempt to get a Coke. The optimal strategy is, of course, to get a crowbar, pry the machine open and take what you want.
That's the optimal, least expensive strategy -- assuming you have access to a crowbar.